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Have any of you girls used this product for the ultimate "not so fresh" problem?
JakeFromStateFarm 1610 reads
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If so, did you use it to clean or just for fun?  I can't believe I saw an ad for this product on ESPN during the Giants vs. Browns preseason game.

...said she saw it on a Mets game.

An exfoliating scrub a couple of times of the week, an enema on occasion, and a trip to the doc if something is off

I looked at the site and giggled. The brush looks like it would tickle

Some of you gents may also need a reminder in good hygiene ;)

I'll be happy to gift you one Jake! ;-)

Steph XO

Att'n: Jake From State Farm
State Farm Insurance
Iowa City, IA

There's a mutual friend I'd like to use it on.  You know her.

As a certified goddess recognized by the Mount Olympus Registry of Deities, I excrete nothing more offensive than cardamom and rose petals.    

...when you pull your head out of her ass, your nose won't be brown.

nothing better than a clean crack..

It's not Soo much the cleaning part that I find hilarious, it's the conditioning. I laughed so hard.

...I forsee the My Shiney Hiney PRO, which now includes a variable speed rotating head!

Also, the convenient Squirt function on the handle injects the Cleansing Cream directly into your offending orifice!  

But wait! There's MORE!

For just an added $9.95 you can add a tactical-level flashlight to your Shiney Hiney Pro! Perfect for those dark places, dim showers or Eclipse-realted End of the World scenarios, where the power has gone out. Clean where the sun don't shine!

(As Seen On TV)

Analias60 reads

For just an extra handling charge we will send you Trex!

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