I once had a provider who came and sat down next to me after I told her I was going to Vienna. And she asked, "where is that", I told her, "Austria", and she said "oh, all I know is about sausages" while showing the shape of a sausage with her fingers. I immediately sensed a feeling, almost as if she implied that she is dumb and only knows how to treat cocks well, luckily she then mentioned Vienna sausages, "the kind you eat", and I was relieved.
Good session afterwards
Was with a great provider in NY who had perviously vowed that after our session she'd be my ATF. Well, it was a truly memorable session, especially when, in the midst of a stellar BBBJ, she looked up at me and said, "I wanna be your ATM."
I started laughing convulsively and explained what she'd just said, adding, "feel free to shoot cash at me any time." She giggled, and got back to business.
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I think she actually meant ATM
Because she only takes deposits! LOL.
I hobby in latin America and I call myself the Gringo Cash Machine or ATM. I thought it was a funny story.
and landed right on top of my new suede Mephisto shoes.
There's still a stain on them to this day, and that was years ago.
I call them my lucky hobbying shoes, and usually wear them when I go on a date.
Late '80s, East Side Manhattan cathouse, she was finishing me with a Bj/HJ and pointed me in the wrong direction and I shot myself in the eye. Believe me, Mephistos is better.
Don't spluge on my new suede shoes!!!!!! Ah Huh..
Back in 2001 I had an appt on one of those non-descript holidays. As I unloaded upon her sumptuous bosoms, she looked up at me, smiled, and said "Happy Columbus Day!".
That's the best damn Columbus Day celebration that I've ever had!!!