OMG...I so needed that laugh!  Thank you so much for making my day totally take on a new direction!!!

This has been circulated a bit over the last several months, though I've not seen it on TER.  I used to have it saved on my computer, but lost it.  Thanks for posting it.  One "urban legend" (if you can call it that) was that the witness on the phone was an exec with Church's Chicken.  As the story goes, once he left that message on the voice mail of his co-worker it got played so much internally that it caused the office phone system to shut down.  Don't know it that's true or even if this was a legitimate call, but it's hilarious.  Even more so to me, b/c the caller sounds just like my older brother.