I apologize for lying to all the TER members here. I don't look anything like my photos. I really look like this, but, with makeup and the lights turned out, you won't be able to tell the 'real me' from my photos.

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LOL, very funny. Thanks for the laugh! Now I talked about nude photos I better show one. This one is from Met-Art.com and is of Toxic A., by Arkisi. Enjoy you perverts.

I look like this and we have a date next week!

...with the goo dribbling down your chin like that.

PS: I never heard it called spooey before.
Splooge
jizz
Jism
spoo
nut juice
baby batter
man mustard
man gravy
scum
etc.
but not spooey.
PS: mine ain't blue

I wasn't trying to be definitive (and spunk is a good one), but here's a link to a list.  Amazingly, the Urban Dictionary had jack shit.

I can't explain why it's blue....LOLOL

And I bet that load probably filled you up so well you didn't need to eat lunch LOL

Cuz he had blue balls,of course!!

Well you HAD to know I  have a thing for Smurfs.