One evening, when I was standing behind her caressing her fruit (melons and peach?), I asked for the 10th time if she let me eat her pussy, hoping she'd give it up. Instead, she spun around and bit me on the nose so fucking hard, I thought I was bleeding.
Footnote ... she offered me this life lesson. She said a girlfriend ALWAYS tried to get her to put ketchup on her fries. Frustrated, she told her, just because I put salt on them doesn't mean I have to LIKE ketchup. I never offered her fries. LOL Stuck with tequila.What I'd really like to know is if anyone has ever injured themselves while doing the deed, hobby or in RL....
I've hurt my abs (for 5 days!) having sex. Pulled quads once where it was hard to walk for 2 days Both of which happened while orgasming.
Hurt my elbow while taking care of self plenty of times
Beyond that and falling off the bed a few times during sex or a BJ, I've done alright.
So I would love to hear some great stories! Please do share.
Yours thoughts, if any?
...Heaven forbid - an STD.
Oh, was I supposed to read the rest of the post? Never say "burning" on a fuckboard, especially when your question is neither urgent nor crucial.
http://www.yourtango.com/2016297874/why-it-sometimes-hurts-pee-after-having-sex
I bet that is why so many read my post ha ha. Just to see what I was saying was burning! I did it on purpose, by the way, to get everyone's attention so they'd read and participate.
Sorry my post was not as entertaining as it could be. Gambler says I have grown boring because of my "old age" and that I am senile a little. That was the best I could cum up with at that moment for a thread. Sad, ain't it?
Never had any burning going on but I am certain I will be fine never wanting to experience it!
When you get old, you'll start falling off the bed, you'll get cramps during sex, and hurt your elbow masturbating, so don't listen to GaG. You'll know yourself when you get there.
Uh.... yeah that all has already happened.
I might be heading into Stage 4.... that's when you fall asleep during masturbation. Who the hell does that ???
I am too far gone, save yourselves!!! 
Do you know why they give 100 mg Viagra to old guys at bedtime in a nursing home?
Wait for it....
So the can't roll over and fall out of bed. LMAO!!!
Not that I am denying that I did, it's just that I am a bit senile too and don't remember everything I say here. lol
And did I really call you old? I could have sworn I said "middle aged" lol
As for sex related "injuries" I do remember getting a hand job so rough it actually broke the skin. I was in Costa Rica and this chica who was something like the fourth or fifth of the day INSISTED on making me cum and instead put me out of action for almost a week.
I have also fucked some women with very little "meat on their bones" where they have actually left a bruise after a lengthy session. But that's about the extent of it. No "burning" EVER. lol
I am not into skinny types. I had that happen before with skinny guys. That hurts!
You called me senile many times, all in fun.
Hey Mr Manwhore, sir..... look at the upper right of your screen. "No need for wing man" logo. Too funny.
I don't have a dick but pretty sure I wouldn't want my junk tore up. Learn your limits silly. Pretty sure almost all the guys are reading this and going "the fifth of the day???"
We should try to make that happen some day.
We could either make a night of it at a strip club or we could bring a few more girls to join the party. Just make sure if any of the "girls" have a dick, I want full disclosure from the beginning. I don't know how lopaw feels about "Chicks with Dicks" but I know I can speak for CDL and myself when I say, I am not interested in any "surprises" lol
Though I must warn you all I've been kicked out of a strip club 3 times already...with this crew I'm almost counting on a fourth.
About twenty of us went to a strip club right after a M&G ended and I was "sucking face" with one of the hookers I had met that night at the party. I took a breather to take a sip of my drink and the next thing you know the girl I was making out with had her face buried between the legs of one of the dancers. Security frowned on that type of thing for some reason and kicked us all out, but it was a night to remember and got even better after the strip club.
I can most definitely see something like that happening with this motley crew as well. lol
Sure, why not? I can handle the "surprises" that may come our way (well, depends on attraction).
I've never been kicked out of anywhere.
I will just handcuff myself to Breanna and that should cut down on the getting kicked out. Well, sort of.
That can come up in a strip club that can't be fixed with a little cash. At least that's the way I remember it. Its been a few years. Lol
...I know who to pay off to let any and all outrageous behavior be overlooked 
Both IRL and here in this world. It does make for some very funny and memorable moments.
Twice ended up with injuries to the rib cage. Once we rolled off the bed and she landed on top and ended up re-fracturing two ribs; the other time one had her hands on my chest and exerted enough pressure to pop the cartilage.
Have taken a few elbows to the face and body while moving around. One had a habit of heel striking me on my upper back as a natural reaction.
I have one a few occasions shown up sporting the end results of a day's training. The most interesting reactions have always been when they see a black eye. They are never quite sure of what to think or say.
I also occasionally get terrible "sex headaches" afterwards...I keep meaning to keep a bottle of headache medicine in my purse but always forget to...other than that a few years ago I hooked up with a friend and he bit my shoulder so hard that I still have a faint scar.
then gashed my ankle on a sharp edge.
Took years for the scar to fade.
I still have bone spurs in my shoulder from doing DATY too often and hard.
and a few falls (from bed and other furniture) while doing the deed, my only injury has been the occasional one to my pride. 
Hardly the stuff of great stories!
What I'd really like to know is if anyone has ever injured themselves while doing the deed, hobby or in RL....
I've hurt my abs (for 5 days!) having sex. Pulled quads once where it was hard to walk for 2 days Both of which happened while orgasming.
Hurt my elbow while taking care of self plenty of times
Beyond that and falling off the bed a few times during sex or a BJ, I've done alright.
So I would love to hear some great stories! Please do share.
Yours thoughts, if any?
Has this ever happen to anyone.. Any ladies ever wanted to do this to a guy ?
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Ive actually had to punch a guy in the face..he got on top of me...then he slapped me and spit in my face...i was so shocked..i instinctivly punched him..happened so quick..but anyways that was the day i discovered how strong i was...now im in boxing ,turns out im a natural
I'm sure almost all of the ladies have wanted to do that at some time or other.
And of course some dom's make good money doing just that
And she wasn't smiling....I can say that I didn't deserve back then, but looking back, Yeah I would have kicked my ass.
I had a favorite SB/Hooker ( I know what's the difference). I used to spends nights at her place, I even had some of my clothes there, so yes we had a "thing".
So I took off to Vegas for a few nights and I didn't tell her, maybe I should have but..................
Well the day I was coming back is the night she wanted to have dinner. Now it usually takes me a few days to recover from Vegas, if ya know what I mean. After dinner that night while we're having our fun, she sensed something wasn't right. I could tell by her look, she had that ,"Hum, what's going on here" look. After I went to freshen up, she found my phone and saw a message from a girl I was with while in Vegas. She acted like she didn't see it but she quizzed me on how's work been the past few days and of course I said that I've been busy and then voila, she show me the message and as I tried to calm her down....POW, a wicked right hand to the kisser! A shot that would have made Mike Tyson proud. Needless to say I didn't stick around and drove my sorry ass home. Things were never the same and a few weeks later, she told me to get my shit out of here......She was right and I didn't blame her at all.
Now lemme get this straight. She was a SB/Hooker but she had the right to be mad at you for getting some strange on the side? Am I missing something?
And the context of the message. Plus her daughter never liked me and had warned her about me. But there's more, I got no beef with it.
It's a great wake me up. And seeing that I'm a lover and not a fighter, (I've never and would never hit a woman), I have taken a few good smacks to the side of the head in a BDSM session or two.
Just gets the adrenaline going and puts a smile on my face.
Packing down a scrum with a few beautiful ladies is so much fun.
And for disclosure sake, I played a position called Hooker.
especially one with a taut nipple. Ummmm.
Turning an ankle walking to an in call hotel. If I had iced it down immediately I would have been ok. But didn't and the thing swelled.
...during playtime.
One particularly enthusiastic go-round at DS on the carpet left me with rug burns on both knees. It was quite difficult and painful to walk for a few days but was mos' def' worth it!
Another session found me giving DATY to a lovely woman while she was on the couch. We got into it and as things became more enthusiastic, she was bouncing up and down quite a bit. I was doing my best to ride with her and maintain contact when she bucked particularly hard and damn near broke my nose!
My nose was bleeding and I didn't notice it for a minute or so (had my eyes closed and, well, I was busy!, so imagine my surprise when I opened my eyes and saw blood!
We took a break for a while, cleaned up and then got back to having fun.
I was in houston with some buddies. Went to a strip club and was getting a very aggressive lap dance ehen I felt a pop down there. Went to the bathroom and my cock was black with blood. Funny. I got home from the trip and had no problem hiding it from my ex.
I also had a buddy break his cock during CG. Ended up in the hospital.
We were trying this weird position where I had to lift her in a certain way. Now she was 5'4, 115 lbs so I don't think that's "spinner" category. But as I lifted her, it was fun till I felt a "snap" in my groin. Next day, the area was black and blue. Doc say it's a hernia. Happen in 2002, had it fix in 2012. Every time I see the scare, a smile comes to my face...she was fun.
have sore legs for a few days after one of my long masturbation sessions Or sometimes my abs are sore from all the contracting after a lot of orgasms - especially a long DATY session. It's sooooo worth it though! A great reminder of a fun and sexy workout
I once asked a girl to give me a BBBJ. She said that she only gave a CBJ. I told her that I had a strong preference for BBBJs because I usually couldn't feel anything when a girl gave me a CBJ. But I didn't pressure her to give me a BBBJ. When she put the rubber on and went down on me it felt like she was chewing on my cock. I had two little red/black dots on the tip of my cock from her teeth for a few weeks. And I was inoperable for about a week or two.
Where a girl wearing braces was giving me a BBBJ, got carried away, and cut the skin on Mr. Johnson. The last time, somewhat recently, I jerked when it happened and caused another cut in a second place. Blood was everywhere. Both times, I had to stop the session and leave. Both girls offered a full refund, but I only took half, and both asked me not to put it in a review or tell anyone, so don't ask for the names. Kept me out of the game for 10-14 days. I have decided not to see any more girls who wear braces.
Picked up the bartender's girlfriend at my favorite bat one night. We went to her place and as I sat on the floor against the wall, she moved towards me and I grabbed her arms and pulled her towards me ... and slammed her face first against the wall. Let's just say that did not deter her from fucking my brains out
She uttered something about the devil's dick ... too drunk to care ... lol
the revelation that you actually have real orgasms, although maybe you had those orgasms in your civie life because I was always of the impression that most of you girls in the biz are only faking it to create some kind of fantasy for the client. Perhaps the source of your abdominal pain is due to the size of the dicks I know you must take on the daily as well as the force at which he thrusts his way into you.
Personally, I never actually suffered any injuries during sex, although I think it's worth noting that the closest I came to experiencing something like that was this one time when the bed broke at her incall location and then the crazy bitch tried to blame me for it, probably trying to get more money out of me. The only injury I suffered on that day was to my ego. Since then, if I see where the bed looks flimsy, I always ask to put the mattress on the floor.
Rushing from my couch in the living room to the bedroom with a hot, new provider that I really liked. I stubbed my bare toe on the corner leg of the couch an heard a "Crack"
I went on to the bed and continued as best as I could (it hurt like a bitch and was distracting so I didn't "finish") However, I really liked the provider and I didn't mention the toe until much later. Now I have a crooked toe and I try not to go barefoot.
So have you ever injured yourself?
Inquiring minds would love to know!
One provider was so delicious, and enjoyed DATY so vigorously, that the pressure of her pubic bone on my teeth cut my upper lip inside. Took a week to heal.
And I never got around to fucking her, between her luscious blowjobs and her enthusiastic responses to cunnilingus. What a woman!
One evening, when I was standing behind her caressing her fruit (melons and peach?), I asked for the 10th time if she let me eat her pussy, hoping she'd give it up. Instead, she spun around and bit me on the nose so fucking hard, I thought I was bleeding.
Footnote ... she offered me this life lesson. She said a girlfriend ALWAYS tried to get her to put ketchup on her fries. Frustrated, she told her, just because I put salt on them doesn't mean I have to LIKE ketchup. I never offered her fries. LOL Stuck with tequila.
Was in the opening minutes with a lady at a house party. The mattress was way too soft, and as I pivoted to do DATY after her great BBBJ, the lack of support and sudden movement caused a grade 2 intercostal muscle pull in my rib cage. If you've ever suffered that injury, you know it's almost end of the world painful...professional athletes often are out 4 - 8 weeks when they have that happen, and all it takes is a sudden, awkward movement. In my case, I was unable to continue, and it took two months to heal. The flight home the next day was nothing short of hellacious, and when I visited my Dr. a couple of days later, he was ready to prescribe Percocet. Thanks, but no thanks...420 to the rescue! Just don't inhale too deeply! The pain from this injury is comparable to breaking a rib, and coughing or sneezing with it... 
is an understatement.
There was another time, at another FL house party, where the hostess stepped on my toe with her spiked heal accidently. For the next 15 minutes, I went out to the dock, and almost threw up. Afterward, I wore my docksiders the rest of the night, and was able to continue play.
These moments, of course, pale in comparison to the otherwise dozen plus great week-ends at those events in FL, Vegas, NYC, LA, Chicago, DC, NJ, Philly, where the worst pain experienced was being too hung over the next morning. Considering the many orgasms beforehand, and sometimes during, with several hot ladies, small price to pay.