caught/seen someone else doing it? Ever done it yourself? Details please.
Many years ago, I was in a parking garage elevator alone with my secretary. We were returning from lunch. I'd always thought she was hot and she looked especially good that day. Since we'd been flirting shamelessly at lunch I decided to go for it. It was an irresistible impulse, you might say. I hit the elevator stop button and no alarm sounded, the elevator just stopped. I cornered her and began passionately kissing her. It took her by surprise initially but she soon yielded to me and really got into it. She was wearing a skirt and heels so I reached undernieth and removed her panties. She lowered my trousers and we just went at it like two animals for about 5 minutes. Both of us were so excited, it didn't take me long to cum. That was only the beginning. We had sex in numerous places thereafter including her car, my car, a public park, a different parking garage, my office floor, etc... Whew....I've got to stop....
Don't try that today unless you want to be an internet sex star.
Nearly every elevator has closed circuit TV.
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But to amplify my point, here's a whole site devoted to the subject:
...her 2 front teeth for whatever reason. I was a driver for a temp agency providing labor services in Lowell, MA. Drove her, hit it off, started making out in the car, while I was driving through traffic, then she went down for road head. Not good at all, real teethy which was ironic cause she was missing her 2 front teeth, lol...after a couple minutes told her we could just pull over and Fuck, and she said hell yeah.
Pulled over in the breakdown lane, but it was rush hour thus it was an active lane, but I wasn't thinking. Just climbed on top, struggled to find a spot, she whispered, "I need u inside of me right now" and with that found it just right eliciting a tremendous moan! "What?" naive me asked. "nothing...". "Oh..." and thus went back and she went back to screaming with every thrust, lol...I love a good faker ladies, it's a talent though
That is so yesterday, bro.
What I am working on TODAY is nailing one of those hot, lib broads in her safe space at college.
Getting passed those therapy dogs has proven problematic so far but don't give up on me yet. Crushing my ex-SB in the cooter at the dorm last winter has given me the experience and confidence to manage this temporary setback, I do believe.
I just have to channel that inner dog in me to solve this dilemma.
Woof!
There are no hot libtard women!
It may be hard for you to believe but not every liberal woman looks like Rosie O'Donnell or Rachel Maddow.
And please don't be so quick to judge these young, insanely hot, college attending broads and try in some vain attempt to lump them in with some of the poor hygiene activities displayed by many of the TER women.
Many of the university honeys actually shave their armpits! For realz!
my dick doesn't vote and i have never discussed politics with him........e
Did I look at a woman and wonder what her political persuasion was.
You guys are as goofy as the fools who think a woman's astrological sign has any significance.
No, it's pussy, you fuck it, you don't interview it.
It was a beautiful day and we hadn't seen anyone for over an hour. I was wearing speedos and she was wearing a minimal string bikini. Damn she was so gorgeous.
Well, we stopped near a willow tree that was hanging over the water and I started DATY and then moved to rocking and rolling mish. The ultimate water bed.
Well, we were having just a great time when the cat calls and whistles started. It was a group of 15-16 year olds. About 20 of them, two to a boat with a couple of adults. Thankfully, the adults got the teens to move along.
I don't know why, but my girlfriend lost the mood and we paddled back to the starting spot, an hour away.
Did you also have multiple gold chains and a cig hanging out your mouth...
No sir. The speedo was the uniform worn by most in Australia at the time. Board shorts were only worn when surfing on boards.
Unlike our American counterparts, we weren't constrained by the puritan religious right. And the Speedo Company was originally Australian. It was thought of as the most efficient for actual swimming and if women could wear minimal bikinis, it was ok for men to wear Budgie Smugglers.
The gold chain crowd was a small group.
I had my hammer whacked in the john once..does that count?...
There was a security camera with a screen showing what the camera saw. I waved.
in a secluded parking lot, and a dude from school came by in a wig and snapped a picture.
Had a year long affair with a man 25 years my senior, and that was our last date. lol!
I also fucked him all over the desks and storage facilities during work breaks and after work. Everybody knew, but it was after hours. Apparently it was all over the cameras at the office too.
I'd have to say I was pretty lucky to have one of the most intriguing virginity losses out of all of my friends. lol!
I was in the LA Bonaventure Hotel with a very hot woman who confessed over dinner that her fantasy was to have sex with people watching. The Bonaventure consists of four circular towers, and the rooms have floor to ceiling glass, which is curved outward. We got back to the room which was situated three floors above the pool area, which stayed open until 10:00 and was crowded on this warm summer night. She was really horny so we stripped down and hit the bed for some foreplay. Then I turned on all the lights in the room, pulled the drapes all the way back, took her hand and led her to the glass wall overlooking the pool, then bent her over with her hands on the glass for support, with her head looking straight down at the pool, and then took her in standing doggy. It was only about two minutes before pool people were pointing up at us. We went for a good fifteen minutes while the crowd watched, many covering their mouths in disbelief while others were applauding. She was so turned on by this that she had a couple of O's before I got mine. I cream-pied her, pulled out, closed the curtains and turned off the lights. We sat on the bed giggling softly, and then there was a knock on the door. I ignored it. The knock got louder, so I whispered for her to get in the bed and pretend to be asleep. I slipped on some boxers and ruffled my hair. By now there was a third knock and a man's voice announced "hotel security." I opened the door while yawning and put my fingers to my lips, pointed to the lady and said "shhh, she's sleeping." The security guy looked around the door to see her motionless in bed and said, "Excuse me, sir, I think I have the wrong room." We heard nothing further. It was so dam hot, I thought about tipping her $1000, but I didn't have to because she was my late wife and we were celebrating our first anniversary.
It's built right over The High Line public park and the outer wall of each room is glass. It quickly became renowned for couples having public sex up against the glass in full view of park strollers. If you decided to do it there, cdl, you would not be alone.
Want to be alone. I would always have a woman with me. Otherwise, you look a little pervy IMO.
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Always hear stories about gays in the park, don't care what state it is, cops always have to chase fags out of public parks.
out of public parks? I'll defer to you on this one. You're the expert.
He's just an idiot.
There was a thread about it on the Atlanta board. George Michael was busted in the bathroom at a public park. Many other published articles about gays in parks.
Odd phenomena, you and Jake brought up packing each others meat in view of park patrons.
It only said you were an idiot. But somehow you made that a gay thing, so clearly you are obsessed by the subject. It could lead one to believe you are heavily closeted.
come out of the closet. He said on another thread he's never had sex with a provider, but didn't say anything about not having had sex with a man. The proof might be in the omission, or if he bends over, the emission.
What he has might be catching.
...over the years and I've never been "caught" as in discovered by someone else, as I'm careful in selection of the time and place. I'm adventurous but don't want complications.
One day a former GF and I were hiking in a desert canyon north of Yuma, AZ, and hadn't seen anyone on the trail for a while. We found a rock of the right angle so that she could lean against it and, getting our shorts down, we then proceeded to have some standing doggy fun.
After finishing, we hiked back to the truck and then proceeded to head back to Phoenix on I10 about dusk. She then got the idea for a road-head scenario and leaned over to pull my shorts down to my ankles. 20 miles later, she took all I had, pulled my shorts up and we headed home, still cruising at 70 MPH. Nope, no truckers happened to pass us.
Once, got a bj in the landscape between two hotels in Waikiki about 3 feet off the sidewalk. Someone walked by on the sidewalk. Didn't see her until she was right there. She didn't see us either. Deer in the headlight look for me and the passer but she kept walking.
Another time on the beach at night under a full moon. We were doing standing doggie against a stonewall, 20 feet off a busy roadway and about 40 feet from a residence. I don't think we were seen but there were definitely possibilities.
Another time, it was car sex in a medical clinic parking lot, night time after hours. Lot was empty. However just as the gal opened the door to spit out my cum, there was a guy standing there, and she almost opened the door right into him. I had no idea how long he was there, if he had been watching through the window, or if he just happened to be walking through the parking lot and just by odd timing happened to walk pass my car as she opened the door. In any case, she screamed at him, "What are you doing? Get the fuck out of here!" I launched myself over the seat into the front and started the car and drove the hell out of there. She stayed in the back seat. We were both buck naked. Peeled out and drove about a quarter mile, buck naked, then pulled over in another deserted area to get dressed. Then she tells me a story about the last time that happened to her. That time the guy standing outside the car pulled a gun and robbed them. If I had heard that story earlier that night, prior to going to that parking lot at her suggestion, I think I would have just dropped her off or got a hotel room!
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It was late, the streets were all but deserted, so we figured "what the hell" I know people here love to look down on Street walkers, but I bet none of those people ever experienced the SW action in Waikiki back in the day.
I also remember more recently, fucking a Colombiana in the surf in the "Pacifico" off of one of the beaches in Cartagena, right in front of the hotel where the SS guy got into all that trouble over a "puta
And then there was this other time where I took this girl back to my office one night and fucked her on my desk. My office at the time was in a glass building on the fourth floor and street side to a rather busy throughway, What I didn't realize at the time was that at night with the lights on you could see everything going on inside that building from the street, I guess I provided quite a show for anyone looking up from the street than night. lol
No contest really, my toothless fairy & I are running away with it here
Winner of the worst made up story. I suggest enrolling in JDU ASAP.
It was sheer romance between two people that were perfect for each other. A match made in heaven, if you will.
lol...u 2 savvy old vets, I can't slip nothing by you. Thought I could disguise it a little pointing out she was toothless and ugly, nothing's getting by u dogs!!!
WHY I thought your post was legit. She was the kind of woman that we could easily picture you being with. Not MY taste but perfect for you.
Yeah, little tongue in cheek question but I'm curious if you're an artist of some kind. What a beautiful imagination one must have to assimilate DB ranks and assign a pecking order of sexual matches & mismatches...
Its NOT "pecking" order, its "pecker" order.
I'm not an artist, but I can deconstruct what you say and how you say it, and picture in my mind the kind of woman that would be attracted to you. That's why I thought you were being truthful in your post. You perfectly described the woman I was picturing in my mind that you would be with. Its not an exact science, but it works with most people.
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but it is an interesting concept don't you think? How the human brain can analyze and deconstruct human behavior?
No, don't worry, I'm not going on about this anymore, don't worry, just saying it is prett interesting
Most veterans here do not judge other guys for the kinds of women they're attracted to, so if toothless, ugly and 40 does it for you, then it just means you and I are not competing for appointment times with the same girls, that's all.
I bow down, not in your league, I can't "Compete" with you for appointment times with the same Hookers!!! lol...
with competition for appointment times with popular girls. I think we would all agree that there is NO competition for an appointment with YOUR girl. She's ALLLLLLL yours!!! Enjoy the gum job.
Once on the mall in DC during the National Fireworks display, under a picnic blanket.
Got caught once by the po-po while doing it in a park at dusk. We were teenagers and luckily, the cops were cool and let us finish... but not after reminding us that the park closed at dusk and that we had to put the chain up across the park entrance within 10 minutes or so. We laughed, finished and put the damn chain up, of course!
There were a few other times (not caught) but those are my fondest memories!
I've been caught by rent a cops, real cops, and park rangers. The rent a cops would shine a flashlight in your car to let you know you've been caught. Real cops, at least if their young, remember what it was like to get it on in public and leave you alone. Park rangers are the worst. One time, I wasn't allowed to finish. You think they'd be a bit more understanding. After all, they are watching animals hump all day.
there was a windy dirt road within the national forest that would lead to the most amazing view of the dam and wilderness. My friends and I would take our dates there once relationships had evolved to the point where they were "serious." Needless to say, given the prominence of the location and the fact that we were not the only ones taking our dates there to have make out sessions or sex, on occasion younger kids would spy on us, but it was all in good fun. And whenever I came back home from college I would go there with one of the ladies I dated in high school who was going to school 30 minutes away at a local university. Unfortunately, apparently word had gotten around about this place and one time we had a police car pull up behind us. He knew what we were doing, but he didn't care. That just added to the rush.
Dating a girl at UC Davis. We were walking on campus at night and she pulled me into some bushes. She pulled down her panties and and laid down on the damp ground. We were doing mish then she said it was my turn to get a cold ass, so we flipped and she finished me with a BBBJCIM.
Years later, now married to someone else, fucked in the car in the parking lot of Hard Rock cafe. She was naked on top in the back seat. I don't know if anyone stopped, but lots of people walked by.
I got a blowjob, from the same GF on the red eye flight to Vegas on this same weekend.
I've always wanted to have sex in a natural Jacuzzi, but it has to take place under the cloak of nightfall, so that's probably as close as I'll ever come.
Is it a bunch of guys farting in a bathtub, or what?
But no, a natural Jacuzzi is actually made from rock formations, and naturally occurring water jets, but the pressure is like 10 times more intense than a man made hot tub.
This IS a fuckboard, so the humor tends to be a little more ribald than what they allow on FB or Twitter. I agree that bathroom humor is a little immature, but you get a bunch of fuck buddies together cracking jokes and sooner or later, someone brings up farting. Its not everyone's cup of tea, especially guys that take this whole fucking-hookers-business too seriously. I'm just here to have a little fun, share intel, and help the odd Newbie when he has a question. You might even be the odd Newbie that needs some help, so my first advice is to lighten up, smile and have fun here.
I took my gf to a local park one late summer night so we could fool around in the car after a movie. Another car came along and parked, and a couple got out and ran into the grassy area, just out of our sight, w/ a blanket. About 15 minutes later they came back, got in the car, and left. Guess it was an outdoor quickie.
But my best public moment was meeting a fetish friendly female on a BDSM website with a chat room. We'd been flirting for a while, and one night after getting off of 2cd shift, she asked if I wanted to meet at a diner 1/2 way between both our locations. We were both coming off dry spells and very open for fun.
It was about 1:00 am in the summer, and I showered and threw on gym shorts and a tee. At the diner we were discussing foot worship, and the next thing I know her bare foot was in my crotch, wiggling her toes and pressing forward. I was hard as a rock and she slid under my shorts for skin on skin. After the waitress checked on us, I reached down and grabbed her foot, brought it to my mouth and started sucking on her toes. After a close call with the waitress, we finished our meal (with her foot back on my crotch), I waited a few for my erection to go down, and left to go to my place. But before driving off she lifted her shirt and I started licking and sucking her nips. She was so excited she told me she had her first ever nipple-contact-only orgasm. My car seat was drenched as I fingered her on the drive to my place.
Started off her going down on me as I was driving her VW Bug. She said pullover so I dirt on some dirt off the main road. I put the seat back an she jumped on. There was really no room to do much so she said, " let's go outside." Doggie, as she grabbed the good. Then she turned an we were doing it on the hood. No idea if any cars drove by