Knocked on her front door, ( on Halloween )

with dick in hand and said, "Hey little girl, ya wanna piece of Candy".....lol

I drove her to the airport with her blindfolded. Still blind folded I led her to the boarding area. I removed the blind fold and asked if she wanted a chartered private flight where we would all alone in the back. It was a wish list item for her to join the mile high club. It worked. Of course if I would have said "Wanna Fuck?", it would have worked as well, but the night time plane ride was much more fun.

She laughed and laughed.

(No, I did not get any.)

...all the way down the Natchez trace as she drove in the front of her big-as-a-barge-Buick.  She returned the favor on the top of a picnic table when we stopped for a picnic along the way...

And we did while she was wearing them. That was my first time.

The whole idea of having sex with a cop turned her on totally.  So I rented a cop's uniform and showed up at her door.  Her "arrest" was immediate, and processing her took most of the night.

I pretended I was drowning once to get a life guard to notice me...

he was like "Honey stand up." I was only in like 4 ft of water lol. Damn!