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Embarrassing boner moments...red_smile
SpectreNBond 2226 reads
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I was at my dentist and saw a new young receptionist who is banging hot. Got a boner looking at her while waiting for my cleaning and covered up with a magazine. Luckily it chilled and behaved during the cleaning as I was thinking about her.

I was sitting at a booth in a nice restaurant and this couple was sitting at the bar. They were hot! I could see his hand slide up and down her short skirt. I know he was tapping her pussy. Anyway, I could feel my own pussy start to throb and when I got up, I could feel a wet spot on my skirt and sure enough, I damn near came on the seat! I had to ask for an extra napkin to wipe of their seat lol  
That would have been a fun time with those 2 but I was so embarrassed by my own reaction, I just paid my bill and left! Lol  
XOXO  
TL

I like that! Ok, I'm gonna go get my fem-wood on now  😀😎
XOXO  
TL

TL ,I think I almost came with you relaying that story!

You better take care of my cock!! 😜
XOXO  
TL

Wish I was on the east coast to play with your lil lady boner!

She " I slept on the wet spot last night, you get to sit on it now."

Lmao!!! That would be so freakin hilarious 😂
XOXO  
TL

I was at my gym on my third set of 15 on the bench press. I'm wearing cycling shorts because I lift weights and then do a spin/ cycling class.  
Well, I get to number 8 and suddenly have a fantasy thought of a stunningly beautiful heaux I know, lowering her pussy onto my cock, while I'm on that bench.  
She just sneaked up on me. I don't know why the thought just appeared.

I had the weight on my chest and cracked up laughing really loud.  Several guys and a few women turned to see what all the excitement was all about. Of course my boner was visible poking out from my cycling shorts.

A couple of guys , smirked ,laughed and made some snide comments.  
I finished the set of 15 and hurried to do my curls that I super set in between bench lifts.  It took a while for my blushing face and boner to subside.

The older I get, the better I was.

I'm just a horny monger that feels better when I'm training than when I'm not.  
Have fun.

One of mine was the very first time that I took Viagra. She was about 20 minutes away from our date and I look down… its rock hard. So I’m yelling at my cock, “Not now, it’s too early”. I was thinking that it was going to run out of steam before I actually was going to need it. Then she walks in the door and comments on my erection LOL

But  had thoughts of twenty  five years from now, that I may be on the blue pill and had a last minute NCNS and is left with a raging boner,....or taking it too early, and she shows up later and I had no boner.

That's not my experience with Viagra.  You don't get a stiffy without physical stimulation.  And the stiffy won't last forever if you stop stimulating it.  It just lasts longer than it would if you didn't take the V.  

Most of the time that I have tried Viagra recreationally I really haven't noticed any real effect on me. I do find myself getting a bit flushed, but most of the time my erections aren't any harder, and the only real positive I have found has been a reduction in recovery time.

 
But there was this one time in Costa Rica when I took a 100 mg blue pill in the mid evening after having seen a couple of chicas earlier in the day. I saw another chica right after taking it and felt no difference, and then saw another chica at about midnight, still no difference. I send the last chica on her way at about 1 AM, go to sleep only to wake up an hour later with a hard on I could pound nails with. I don't know if I have ever been so fucking hard in my life. lol Fortunately I was at the Hotel Del Rey, and this was a good ten years ago back in the hey day of the HDR when their was action there 24/7. I jumped out of bed, took the elevator downstairs and grabbed the first hottie I saw and dragged her upstairs with me. We must have gone at it two fucking hours before I FINALLY got my relief. I think I gave her about a 100% tip for all the pounding I gave her, and I finally got to sleep about dawn.

 
Point of the story (besides a fun walk down memory lane) is that a least "some" of the time, physical stimulation is not necessary to get a raging hard on when using V, I am so fucking happy that this happened to me when I was in the Del Rey, I would have hated to have had such a raging erection with no outlet for release. I can only imagine what happens to you poor guys who take a blue pill and then get cancelled on.

souls_harbor59 reads

That was a sleep induced hard on.   Healthy men get three to five erections per night.  Had nothing to do with V except the strength.

When I read your post, my memory jogged back to the early 80’s and the tonight show. Charles Grodin was on there and they were talking about some doctor told him how to find out if ED is physical or psychological.  

Here is the video…what a laugh

Thanks for you correction.Never too early to learn.

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