100 percent me or it’s free!
(An imagined scenario)
Her: No, silly. My ad doesn’t say I’m the woman in the photos. It says “100 percent me or it’s free.” As you can see, I am 100 percent me. I am not even a tiny percentage anyone else.
Him: Got me on a technicality.
Just somehow never seemed quite likely that "100% me or it's free" would ever end in a freebie. Just one of those strange intuitions, y'know?
If the photos are 100% you, recent, with no photoshopping, I will double your rate, but if not, then its free. I imagine I would be lucky if half would show up under those conditions.
What if she is "double" the size of the girl in the pic?
I see this as a lose/lose for you. lol
Double the size would more correctly be a potential win-lose, but I have done some plumpers before. Are you afraid I'll get lost in a fat roll, or what? I'll take some chalk so I can mark the path I used to go in. How's that? You and Jake can pull me out if I get lodged in too far if I haven't suffocated yet. .
-- Modified on 4/17/2017 6:01:55 PM
"Good night!"
*SLAM*
All valid points.