This is my 2 cents for STD people. I am very, very upset!

It is NOT going to work out, no matter how honest and charming you are. I will not put my hands on you and you know where. NO!!! and no means NO!!!  

You can stay as long as your time with me, fully clothed or you can leave. I will share all your tender heart problems (I am serious, I am a good person) ... and I will cry with you but my tender heart will NOT make my brain so tender and make me lose my mind and I will not do what you want me to do. Sorry! That is the reality and I do not care if others have done it with you because you are so charming and bla bla bla. I am not that naive.  
Then.... that is totally okay when you pull that bullshit on me that you are not into me anymore and you want to leave. ))???  
Please, be my guest! So long! Ciao ciao bambino. Sayanora.  
I was born at night but not last night!
Tell me I am wrong!