After a dreamy date that included all I could eat sessions and unlimited portions with a juicy lady, I was driving home when I scratched my nose. There seemed to be a crust at the tip and around the opening of both nostrils yet I didn't have a head cold. A small piece fell loose. I examined its opaque, white texture, then tasted it. Delicious!! It was some dehydrated pussy nectar, sweet and refreshing as horchata, yummmm.
What post-date treasures have surprised you?
If you're telling me it tastes like pussy, I'm willing to try it again with an open mind.
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