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Looks like Austin, Brenda or whatever she wants to call herself now.  Maybe her boyfriend dumped her.

Either some idiot chick just picked off the pic (common on these "legit" dating sites), or, is it her? Doubt it.
I know austin is at least 35 yo.

Notice that she's wearing a heart locket in the picture => there's a BF somewhere.  I think you hit it.

Either she has gotten "really lonley" being a ROB or someone stole her pic and is using it to misrepresent themselves to some poor guy.  How fitting....

What do you guys think about her annual income statement of "$25,000 to $34,999"?

vantana10285 reads

Unless her business has really fallen off due to TER!

What will she try next, the goodyear blimp?

tomsawyer109771 reads

Classic!  I'm sure Brigitte's gone one too!

JoBloMe8455 reads

That's definitely one of Austin's pics from her website. But, unless she's just trolling for more suckers, that's not her. She was polishing her bf's chrome on her webcam just last night...

2sense8526 reads

Either it's Austin, or someone has lifted her photograph. I remember seeing this photo on one of her advertising sites.

Candy Kemp10198 reads

Can't believe she's still around.

2sense11323 reads

After Cary Grant is betrayed by Eva Marie Saint in Hitchcock's "North by Northwest", Grant and Saint have some great dialogue:

Grant to Saint: "You can tease a man to death without half-trying, so why don't you stop trying."

Grant to Saint: "How does a girl get to be a girl like you?" Saint to Grant: "Just lucky, I guess."

To anyone lucky enough to get a "date" with the above Austin clone, maybe you get start a conversation with the great movie, North by Northwest.

If anyone gets a date with Austin, they should employ the following:

A. The three foot rule of distance
B. Have her pay her portion of the bar bill/dinner tab in advance
C. Explain that online dating is not dating

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