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Dildos in my luggage
XXXKeisha 5823 reads
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As you can see from the schedule in my other post, I travel quite bit.  I think it’s great the the security at the airports has increased and that they inspect all the checked luggage, however, I have to say that I those TSA inspectors get an eye full when they inspect my bags  

Here is a sampling of all the things I travel with:
A variety of sexy lingerie, each set individually packed up in zip lock baggies
Sexy see-through robes in various colors to go over my lingerie
A few pair of 6 inch platform shoes in different colors
A bag containing a couple of very large dildos plus my Hitachi magic wand vibrator
A cosmetics bag filled with condoms and lube
Several Fleet enemas
A video camera and film
A tripod
Digitial still camera
Extension cords
A wireless credit card terminal

That of course along with all my “normal stuff” like civilian clothes, shoes, socks, underwear, shampoo, and all my other toiletries.  I am an ultra neat and organized packer – I pack every thing in those Eagle Rock packing cubes, so it’s easy to see that these are not the bags of some one who would be a threat to society.

However, couple of times the TSA inspectors made it really clear to me that they had been rifling through my x-rated items.  One time my packing cube with all my sexy lingerie was left unzipped and all my bras and panties were scattered all inside my bag.  I wouldn’t be surprised if the had opened the zip lock baggies to take a sniff.

Another time I opened up my luggage at the hotel and I was totally shocked to see that my two huge dildos, which were wrapped in cellophane, had been taken out of their non-see-through, and therefore discrete, cosmetics bag and  placed on top of all the other items.  It’s as if the were saying to me “ha ha, we saw your dildos”.  It really shocked me.  When I opened the bag and saw them right on top I involuntarily screamed out loud.  It’s one thing to have your bags inspected, but they actually took out my dildos and placed them on top of all my other stuff.

Well now, I place a note in my dildo bag and my lingerie bag that says:  Dear TSA Inspector, please do not play with my dildos (lingerie).  I hope they get as big of a kick out of that as I did of them letting me know that they saw my dildos.

Well that’s all for now.  Sunday is my day of rest, so I’m not playing with any of my fans until tomorrow so I guess I’ll put my trusty dildo and vibrator to work and pleasure myself today.

If you are a fan of mine and you would like me to pleasure you, don't hesitate to make an appointment to see me.

Lots of Lust,
Keisha


that's too funny ... i can just see those bored underpaid stiffs getting a jolt from going through your belongings! LOL

a (civilian) friend of mine recently had her handcuffs confiscated by TSA which i thought was kind of extreme (i guess they thought it could be used to 'incapacitate' someone) ... fortunately for her they were the cheap kind she had bought in a fetish store

btw, one "trick" a (guy) friend of mine uses to discourage too much luggage rifling by TSA inspectors is to put his dirty underwear and smelly socks right on top ... this probably won't work for women though!  

crop4306 reads

Keisha your story is funny and this is not meant for you but as far as being "Bored underpaid stiffs" and leaving dirty underwear.....a little hassle at the airport is a small small price to pay for some process and being safe.....That cant be an easy job and I for one have no problem waiting a little longer so we have some preventative measures in place....Its funny the supportive attitude we saw after 9/11 lasted about 6 months....now it seems people are back to their impatient whining and disrespectful ways......How quickly we forget....Be thankful for what you have and try to put yourself in someone elses shoes.....

Try travelling with a flaming dildo...that's REALLY fun!  xoxo  Jenn

Leaving the TSA folks a little note would probably make their day. Nothing crass or profane, just a little reminder not to get too turned on by the toys ( : and to stay out of the love lube.

I do remember the story of a lady who was told she'd have to check a carry on bag as she was boarding, because it was too big. As the ramp guy took it down the steps outside the jet way to load it, apparently, a dildo with batteries went off inside of the bag. Naturally he called TSA, and the lady, who was seated on that side of the aircraft, got to see her bag and dildo unpacked. That had to be hilarious, except for the lady of course.....

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You would be suprised at what the bad guys can turn into a weapon.Why do you think they want your cell phone to get x rayed.I worked in Airports for years and remember when a toy salesmans suitcase came open by accident and the whloe thing was full of dildos, nothing else.Nowadays they have more justification for pawing through our stuff.I fly very little anymore.If it's under 1000 miles I'll drive myself.I'm in Atlanta so that gets me to a lot of places.Some day one of these security workers will probably get rich by writing a book.

John Ashcroft3665 reads

Just make sure you don't be traveling to Texas with more than one sex toy!

Repent before it's too late!!!!!!!!!!

That's a great story.  I had something very similar happen during a trip to Hawaii.

In all seriousness, Keisha's method of packing clothing, cosmetics, etc, etc in see-through containers will save you a lot of time and trouble with TSA.  They can see what they need to see without having to paw through your things. Everything arrives as nicely as you packed.  In Keisha's situation, they open the container that they couldn't "see through".

Aside...believe it or not, TSA authorities in one small Northern California airport recently let a guy on a plane (heading to Florida, yet!) with gunpowder and a detonating fuse in his checked luggage.  TSA found it and the guy explained it was for a hobby ... "powder musket" stuff ... so they confiscated the bomb-making materials,  AND let the guy on the plane ... THEN waited a couple of hours before bothering to call local authorities or notify anyone at the guys destination airport.  There's nothing like hiring the challenged.

Sup Doc3789 reads

While in Navy aboard a ship I stood duty on the Quarterdeck (the main entrance of the ship) and it was my job to randomly search backpacks, briefcases, purses, ect coming aboard.   Well I stopped this twenty something junior officer and I told that I needed to look in her backpack and I could tell she wasn’t to happy about it (why did ya stop me?). I opened it up and there on top was her dildo.  She turned three shades of red and I never said anything about it to anyone aboard the ship.

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