Answer: Because who ever heard of getting a good piece of elephant?
Okay, now I fully expect to get flamed...don't know why...except maybe because I posted a joke on a "serious" board and not the Erotic Humor board...but oh well.
Just kidding Terrev, LMFAO. Come by more often and watch the circus. We have clowns, high wire acts, those who believe they are the ringmaster, and even some dancing monkeys. Enjoy.
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