A most esteemed colleague and now fearless leader is at a milestone. That deserves a toast, but first a roast.
I think I am the only one west of the Mississippi who does NOT know him so I hope he has a sense of humor.
600? amazing, Ok can you remember all their names ? Make it easier, can you remember ANY of their names ? OK after 600 can you remember your name? His favorite song UN Zipity Do Dah. He uses WD 40 on his zipper so as not to get slowed down. He has soooo much lipstick stain on the base of his penis it looks like a bald man in a red turtleneck. The American College of Gynecology has made him a professor emeritus. The NBA players association wants to hire him as trainer , Trojanz wants him as their poster boy, Radio Shack want to study him to find out how to make the best rechargeable batteries. He can't eat tuna fish anymore as it gives him flashbacks.
600 over 15 years considering the direct cost and the time value of money he has spent a lot! But still cheaper than an ex wife and he did not have to give up half of the CD's .
Now a toast and best wishes
Congratulations, may you enjoy 600 more, and may each one be a little better than the last
Not only can i remember their names, I"ve got pictures of over 300. Average cost for the last 6 years 175. Before that 140, first 5 years around 80. 70% are out of town visitors who are all 10's and are traveling because it's slow in their city and can get lots of play here. 200 tops for visitors. This year i session about 3x per week, which is about 2.5 times more than i should. Vegas Baby, it has been good to me. As I get older they of course get better.
and you are tied with Wilt "The Stilt" Chamberland!
Whom never had to use his hand
when he came to see
The lady of the eve
he always left weak-kneed
Oh hell, the book of poon poems just keeps getting better....
THere was once a man named Dan
Had a dick as big as a beer can
But it sure was long
So to save him self trouble
He'd wad it up double
And shoot jizzle a mile long.
Oh, the big dicked guy named Dan
Who loved to screw his fair lady's can..
"Alas", she said, as he did her ass,-
"A dick this big belongs behind glass",
" 'cause you feel like a mule not a man!"