What was the best "I was late because..." you've heard recently?

Had my eye on a saucy Latina for a couple of months but she had no new recent reviews so I shopped elsewhere.  While searching HX I noticed her ad, emailed and texted her, and in short order set up a date to meet her on Valentine's Day AM.  We exchanged a couple of emails, 3 of them contained the day and time of our proposed date.  One hour before heading out to her incall on the morning of the 14th, I sent another email that I was in transit with no response.  When I arrived, on time, I texted, no response after 5 minutes.  No response after 10 minutes.  No response after 15 minutes.  I sent an email as maybe her text was down.  
At 19 minutes, I receive a text, "un moment" and 2 minutes later, "im talking".  I texted, "Maybe another time, adios".

Later, via email, the provider explained that she was busy "sell my car" and had lost track of time.
If you are selling a vehicle, then conduct business professionally by notifying your hobby client of a possible delay.
If you are selling something else and your previous client is still busy then act professionally by notifying your subsequent client of a delay.
Please, learn to manage your time and not waste mine.