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Best/Worst pick up lines...You smell like trash...
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Since I do not feel like being a contributing member of society today, I thought I could at least contribute to my disfunctional TER family since things appear to have been pretty quiet this week.  So I thought I would share a pick up line that I am confident will provide amazing results.

"You smell like trash, may I take you out?"

-- Modified on 3/13/2013 11:26:06 AM

jpcatch769 reads

Shag me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Beatrice?

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Tobi Telford1581 reads

Bar dude: "Are you from Tennessee?"
Me: "No, why?"
Bar dude: "Because you're the only 10 I see."


He definitely got my number for that one. We're actually still friends to this day.

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CincinnatiGuy665 reads

LOL! :-D

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ASinfulDream689 reads

I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

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CincinnatiGuy1999 reads

Posted By: ASinfulDream
I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?
A bit wordy and unwieldy, in my opinion.

How are you today? :-)

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CincinnatiGuy777 reads

"Hey, do you work for NASA? Because you’re out of this world!"

Didn't work... :-(

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beccablossoms1768 reads

"Your cute, wanna fuck?"

The guy that said this met my brother shortly after :)

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Tobi Telford588 reads

Isn't having brothers the greatest??

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CincinnatiGuy946 reads

Posted By: BadCollegeGirl
Isn't having brothers the greatest??
Wouldn't know.

That was definitely not the most gentlemanly thing to say to a woman.

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