Newbie - FAQ

Bait & Switch Emergency Kit! What to do if your "10" is a "4"? ;-)teeth_smile
anon7658849 2954 reads
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If your dick is hard, and your Ho is ugly. Deploy these bags!

but as long as all I'm seeing is the top of her head, or the view from behind, the bag is not really necessary......

-- Modified on 12/1/2008 7:46:39 AM

-- Modified on 12/1/2008 6:04:38 PM

hilarious! lol, bait & switch chicks sucks bad.....not a good way to do business....

how about this one:

a disclaimer in contact emails:

by scheduling a date with me and accepting a donation for your time, you stipulate to and agree without reservation that if in my judgment your pictures are not an accurate representation of your actual appearance, you will take my hard, thick crank in your a$$ for the duration of our time together, with lubrication or the lack there of to be allowed in proportion to the degree of the discrepancy....

(Ok, before anyone sh*ts themselves or goes all PC on me - this is meant to be taken as humor....and I toned it down for the newbie board....)

-- Modified on 12/1/2008 7:03:43 PM

-- Modified on 12/1/2008 7:04:19 PM

checlov201060 reads

Research reviews first to avoid that fate. I no longer see unreviewed women unless they come from a good agency or are referred by a person that I trust.

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