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OT All alone on my birthday...sad_smile
GrumpyOldJazz 7481 reads
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It's tough living in a foreign country, with no family and few friends, on your birthday.  It is even tougher when you realize that you are now the same age that your father was when you graduated from high school.  What is even worse is not having lined up a special diversion for the day, and no one available at the last minute.  So to bring this personal pity party back on topic - always plan ahead!!!

Happy birthday to me,

jazz32

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-- Modified on 11/16/2008 9:44:57 AM

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Sinful11218 reads

Jazz did not get your message as he is hiding out in his home, with his windows and doors barred and locked.. Since the postman was not able to deliver the package, its being "returned to sender!"

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hockeypuck771065 reads

Happy Birthday Jazz.  I hope you have a great day (and run into some special lady to spend some time with).

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DC.915 reads

set something up for tomorrow which will be today somewhere else and then call that your birthday.

If I was in London right now, I'd know who I'd call - she posted on a few threads yesterday and looks like she'd be a great birthday present.

Related Link: Goodness

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Alex_Lombardi1942 reads

Enjoy your day and use today as a reminder that you are alive and kicking to enjoy another year :)

- A.L.

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HaleyOrlando1542 reads

You are such a sweetie to all of us and hope someone gives you your birthday spanking before the days over...

Choose your weapon well Jazz !

feather, tongue, hand, paddle, flogger

Whatever you choose have fun

Kisses Haley

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Bostonguy571318 reads

Not that it's any consolation but I've had my birthday parade rained on before and I know how it feels.   Have a great day anyway....and start planning ahead for next year!

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RRO26101155 reads

sympathy for your situation, and empathy in respect to your poor planning.

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Sinful11054 reads

I am surprised you didn't plan some time with a  hot lady from London.  Spending your birthday alone is NO fun!

If you were here (or I were visiting), I'd TOFTT (see "Acronyms,and newbies' Manual" if you don't know what this means) and BLOW out YOUr candle!!!

Sinfully Sinthia



-- Modified on 11/16/2008 10:58:56 AM

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removeme891153 reads

And a big thanks for all you do (and have done) to make the Newbie board the wonderful place it is.
Karma will see to it that you are justly rewarded, even if it didn't happen on your Birthday...
;)

C_K

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Dingus151430 reads

your local watering hole......bring a computer and plan for next weekend......it's all good.

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sweetnicole11228 reads

Happy Birthday Sweet Jazz...Yesterday was my sons 18th birthday. My how time flies.  Only one more to go and I will be free!!!!Lol   (I know its only a fantasy but it's whats keeping me going)

Well happy b-day birthday boy!

Nicole

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mrfisher1396 reads

Now, go out there and find some tail!  :o)

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Sinful11598 reads


The Sex God of the Zodiac has quite a lot to live up to! The Scorpion does just that, thank you very much. The sexual prowess and drive of those born under this sign is legendary. Scorpions smolder with every come-hither look, alluring wink of an eye and mysterious stare. If you want to ride a tiger to an emotional and sexual crescendo, jump on the curvy back of the sleek Scorpion. The Scorpio lover has an almost hypernatural libido, and loves giving sensual pleasure, although receiving it is nice, too. Variety as the spice of life is the golden rule here, and Scorpio loves to choreograph the scene for maximum mutual satisfaction. Any lover stepping into this lair best be ready, since keeping up is a must. Scorpions adore a lover who can go on forever, the perfect gift for this truly sexual being. If that lover brings some toys along, things will be tied up oh-so-neatly. Ooh.

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Blackbeltxxx1145 reads

If I was there, I'd buy you a pint or two, or maybe three.  Oh hell let's just get pissed.

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GrumpyOldJazz1658 reads

I came across an ad for my favorite UK dynamic duo.  They quote me in their profile!!!  http://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=505171  (Honest, I never saw this before today!!!)

Come Wednesday, jazz won't be so grumpy, and will celebrate his birthday in style!!!

SMILING JAZZ!!!

-- Modified on 11/17/2008 4:21:15 PM

Related Link: My origianal post

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OldFollowmePhilosopher1191 reads

45 is a distant memory for me.

On the eve of the day of the marmot (aka birhtday bowl)
I shall see 59, I hope.

A belated Happy  Birthday to ya


Thahnk You
XLIII = 4

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keystonekid887 reads

you don't have to celebrate your b-day on the actual day.  Set something up for this coming weekend and enjoy.  You deserve it!!!

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