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Loud sex in a hotel
Mendelevium 2434 reads
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Had an incall at a nice, upscale hotel recently with a provider that was VERY loud during sex (almost hurt my ears!). While I love the enthusiasm, in the back of my head I kept imagining a knock on the door from hotel management (particularly since we were going at it for a while). Sure enough, there was a knock, but fortunately it was only housekeeping since we forgot to put the "do not disturb" sign out. Still, if you're with someone whose very loud, do you bother asking them to quiet down a bit, or am I just being paranoid and should enjoy the "noise"? Anyone had any issues with noise from a session? What did you do?

While you don't want the music to be too loud and disruptive, some nice female trance music or similar will help disguise any unusual noises coming from the room.

I'm shocked, I tell you -- shocked! at this kind of behavior...

Yes, I'm being a bit snarky -- but I've had sex in hotels a few times in the last few decades and have NEVER had management knock on the door about the amount of noise being generated. Imagine the exponential amount of noise being generated during a 3some! Sublime noise, indeed...

housekeeping was making their rounds, is generally not a problem, but at night it definitely would be.

 
Sessions with a gal like that (I love 'em.) should be planned for the day, and the quieter gals at night.

How would others know it's p4p just because it's loud?

bounced out of a place if they disturb other people.

I don't think so.  If it's that bad, there will be a warning first.

And of course, if it's during sleeping hours they should keep the noise down, that's just common courtesy that applies to sex, tv etc.

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It would take a serious offense to get kicked out of a hotel. Making too much noise and disturbing others will just get you a warning. Disregarding the warning and continuing the behavior could get you kicked out.

StanleyKowalski168 reads

It will certainly draw attention to the room and may pose risk to subsequent clients.

Maybe they're newlyweds, or she's just insatiable.  Or she's catching up with all her old boyfriends (and/or girlfriends) while in town visiting her Auntie Charlotte.  😉

Your neighbors complain.  Plenty of times I'd been surprised I didn't get noise complaints. Noise bleeds into the halls more than through the walls though.

More experienced staff get a feel for people when they check in and try to keep potential problems clustered together so it's not as likely to generate complaints.

Usually my response is a phone call. Then a knock on the door. Third strike you're out.  Assuming you were polite on the phone. Typically a phone call is sufficient.  I maybe kicked out 2 rooms for that over ten years working in hotels. Considering I only had to make phone calls for that a couple times per month, it's really not likely to be a problem.

Typically when I travel it’s for a week or more.. I always wonder if anyone notices the noise or the traffic of gorgeous ladies

I had many regulars that would stay for several weeks. Or come on Sunday -Thursday every week. Or the guy that wants a whirlpool suite and pays cash the first Tuesday of every month...  I knew who's coming and going. But just because I suspect things, doesn't mean I know. Really, unless someone was damaging my property or generating complaints, what you did in your room is your business.  

I know other hotels have different policies. Some are afraid of developing a reputation.  Some are more friendly with LE. The average $12/hour desk clerk isn't paid enough to care.

better if they're closer too.  Adjust the volume so it's pleasant on the bed.    

rubenz199 reads

having session performed in sign language.

Posted By: rubenz
Re: Consider...
having session performed in sign language.

HappyChanges195 reads

when they get an unfriendly in the wrong hole.

with a provider in midtown NYC Hotel. Just getting down to business when the Hotel phone rings. Hotel staff informs provider they have had complaints about her and will pay her room a visit in 10 mins. Hurry and get dressed and as I leave the provider says I can reschedule. She uses a booker and nary a word from said booker afterwards. Has this ever happened to anyone else and from the provider's and bookers end how do you think it could've/should've been handled.

Sounds like you might have been scammed by the provider. How do you know that the phone call really came from hotel staff?

for what, donation had not yet been exchanged

Had the donation been exchanged, I hope she'd return it... but I'd ask for it back if it had.  It was the in house phone but still could have come from outside.  

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