So I've seen a provider and she wanted me to bring White wine the next time I see her. How cheap do you guys go when it comes to buying wine for providers during a session? Also, besides a wine opener, should I bring wine glasses our use what she got in the incall hotel? I know not to bring box wine of course but wondered what the cost of wine is considered good without shelling to much for it. Last, how do you guys carry the stuff to the incall location? Don't want to make it obvious why I'm there to a desk clerk.
I was going to start with a joke about wine-in-a-box but you beat me to it. So I'll cut straight to the myth that the best wines only use cork closures. Not any more. Screw cap closures are now used on premium wines. So, you can skip the cork screw. http://winefolly.com/tutorial/corks-vs-screw-caps/
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You can bring the wine in a bota (a wineskin made from goat bladders). You squirt some into her mouth and then she squirts some into your mouth. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE WINE! Other oral fluid exchange can come later. Modern botas use plastic closures. With a bota, you don't need a corkscrew or any glasses.
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Sneaking a bottle of wine past the desk clerk isn't a problem. I just hide it in the hollow of my peg leg. But seriously, are you visiting someone at a hotel or at a convent? Just put it in your briefcase, backpack, or liquor store shopping bag. If you're really paranoid, but it in a Walmart bag.
So I've seen a provider and she wanted me to bring White wine the next time I see her. How cheap do you guys go when it comes to buying wine for providers during a session? Also, besides a wine opener, should I bring wine glasses our use what she got in the incall hotel? I know not to bring box wine of course but wondered what the cost of wine is considered good without shelling to much for it. Last, how do you guys carry the stuff to the incall location? Don't want to make it obvious why I'm there to a desk clerk.
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Go for a good $20 bottle of Chardonnay, or a Riesling. Gals seem to like those best. They should be kept chilled, so if you have a cooler, use that. If not, then I suppose you could use the ice bucket in the room, but it will need around 30 minutes to chill.
Be sure the bottle is sealed, and remember a cork screw. If it is a nice hotel, 4 star or better, they should have wine glasses, but if not, any decent liquor store has for sale travel wine glasses that are plastic but seem to be real glass. It's an amazing invention. I've used them a few times.
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Same message, w/o the lighthearted banter.
1. You don't need to worry about a corkscrew. You can get excellent screw capped wines.
2. Seriously, bring a bota and have some fun. She might prefer that you open a bottle of wine and fill the bota there so she knows you didn't spike it with anything. You don't need to worry about glasses with a bota. Video link, below. (Most botas in the videos are small (less than 2 liters). With a larger bota, you support it on your upper arm (bicep) to lift it up to drink.)
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You can leave the bota with her as a gift. (They are $10-$20 up to more than $100.)
3. Hotels don't care if you bring in a bottle of your own wine.
A couple of things to add to your good advice. The younger the lady, "most likely" the sweeter the wine she will like. IOW for an under 21 girl go with something like a Pinot Grigio. 21-25 your Riesling is fine, 26-30 maybe a Sauvignon Blanc, and for the older crowd a decent Chardonnay.
Obviously it's preferable to bring the wine already chilled, but if that is not possible it won't take 30 minutes to chill the bottle if you chill the wine in an "ice water bath" and don't just put it in the ice bucket with ice alone. It will cut the chilling time down by at least half, and will have the wine "drinkable" in about ten minutes.
Providing alcohol for a person under 21? 
It's wine flavored Kool-Aid with a little bit of alcohol thrown in. lol
It's actually amazing how much wine guys bring to appointments and how many of those bottles are never opened during the session. My last GF and her roommate averaged at least a couple of bottles a day. When we first started dating I used to wonder why she always had a dozen or so bottles of wine on hand, but no two bottles were ever the same. lol Of course after we started dating only the "cheap stuff" ever stock piled, the "good stuff" never seemed to last more than one day. So my advice is to bring only the "good stuff" your hooker and her BF will appreciate it. lol
It could mean any number of things, such as an anniversary. Most packages are not going to make the front deskperson suspicious.
to a session, I have purchased wine ranging from $20-$75. Most providers haven't noticed any difference. I've brought the more expensive stuff mainly because I enjoyed it and sometimes I just don't want to bring the cheap stuff because I just can't drink it. I've run into your issue of how to store the wine that I bring to an incall date. Since I don't like to bring a backpack or briefcase into a session and I don't want to draw extra attention with a wine bag, I have brought the wine bottle into the hotel with either a grocery bag or small beach bag. I like the beach bag/grocery bag because people can't see what generally is in the bag. As far as glasses, I use the hotel glasses even if they are not wine glasses. I also ask my provider to have a corkscrew or wine opener available for our session. Just one less thing to worry about forgetting. I hope this helps.
...and ask the professional employed within for their advice. Twist-offs are a good idea and most definitely take a couple of *good* acrylic wine glasses (run about $4 each). I say this as a wine pro who's been in the biz for a few years and usually take wine IF the provider is into it.
Asking a professional for their input clues you in to what is selling in your area and they can guide you to a good wine at the price point you're looking for. Make sure it's a wine specialty shop and that you're dealing with someone who's on staff full time (preferably they've been into it for a while).
The glasses? Oft times, a provider isn't prepared -- I took some wine to an appointment and she pulled out JELLY JARS ( at least they were clean). Glad I'd also brought along the acrylic wine glasses.
would always send me a text to ensure that I didn't forget to bring a nice bottle of wine. Fortunately, I always have several bottles of wine readily available because I receive them as gifts and I'm not a heavy consumer of alcohol. But if I had to purchase a bottle I would and didn't want to spend a lot of money, I would buy a bottle of Chardonnay or Moscato. Keep in mind that, generally speaking, the expectation is that white wine is chilled. I wouldn't bring glasses. I would bring a wine opener - and although this should go without saying - I would familiarize myself with the wine opener (if it was one that I just purchased) before the session. Sometimes they could be a little tricky. A grocery bag should be fine.
to serve Prosecco in the summertime. You can get a bottle for $10-20 from any liquor store. It's light and bubbly, not too sweet, also not too strongly alcoholic. No bottle opener needed.
I usually provide the refreshments when hosting (although some guys do like to bring a bottle of wine as gift for us to share), and I do pack my own wine glasses... however, most hotel rooms at least have some glass water tumblers.
Put it in your laptop carrying case.
what kind of wine she enjoys. Once you have decided on the type of wine, then go to the wine store as has been suggested and ask for assistance if you are not a knowledgeable wine drinker. The advantage of red wine over white is you don't need to chill the wine. In the past I have asked providers to supply the wine glasses if I was unable to do so (inquiring eyes). Hotel glasses can be used in a pinch.
I too have carried wine to the incall in a backpack which is very common in hotels and apt. complexes. The key is to blend in and not cause any attention to yourself although the hotel really doesn't care; noisy hotel guests could become a PITA to your lady friend later on though.
Glasses and wine opener in my "ho" bag. Same as deodorant & soap for men.