Please...

Go with shaved or trimmed but not au natural.You want a provider to be able to have fun  with you and being au natural gets in the way.Nothing worse than trying to get to the prize but having to navigate through a jungle.
I do not like objects in my path.lol Plus a lot of hair carries odor.
Be nice and neat

most providers prefer shaved.  If you want lots of attention to the berries, shave them.  They don't need their teeth flossed, any more than you do.  It's not that hard.  PM me if you want some pointers on doing it.

Swim

but if your a hairy guy and I need a machete just to get to your tree, please do us a both a favor and at the very least mow the grass.

I had one a couple of weeks ago where I swear the guy's pubes were longer than his member.  He could have easily braided those suckers they were sooo long.  No wonder his wife doesn't want to give him a bj.

.... personally less hair the better neck down (men or women) .....waxed gives the longest-lasting (sometimes best results) or a really good electric shaver and may have to give a go at everything every few days depending on how quick your hair grows back before it gets......itchy.

and I am loving it.

It's nice a cool for the summer, other gals rave about it too, and it even feels sexier.

The pain is quick and it's over; it's really no big deal.

Like ripping off a band-aid.

Waxing has been great for me and lasts the longest (aside from laser). Try it! If not, shaving is the easiest alternative.

on hairy balls....nope, next.

I'll say it again...

Laser hair removal.

Buy a package deal, usually 6-9 treatments spaced 6-8 weeks apart. I had my sixth treatment about five weeks ago, and I have maybe 3 dozen hairs left on my entire nether region (everything, down through my crack).

A package deal for a men's brazilian should cost about $1,500. About $1,200 for women's Brazilian. And it's permanent. Never grows back.

As long as you're squeaky clean, women will run their tongues all the hell over the place.