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My first TOFTT. Is that kind of like TER's version of a Bar Mitzvah?
h8traffic 84 Reviews 2759 reads
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As in a right of passage?

Review is pending approval.  If you see #6 by my handle, then it's official.

-- Modified on 12/2/2008 7:07:03 AM

anon76588491202 reads

Dave Elms gets the Moderators to serenade you! ;-)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0qN4QXV1c










-- Modified on 12/2/2008 7:35:04 AM

Related Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jc0qN4QXV1c

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renaissanceman701415 reads

And you have to enunciate very carefully when talking about the horah.

Related Link: It ain't the hokey pokey

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Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi732 reads

Further more, your link brings up another unholy practice! "ANCIENT GREEK"! Ancient greeks were notorious for getting caught in the gravitational-pull of larger women! (but usually only did "greek" with younger boys!)

Watch yourself as your reviews increase, if "body type" and weight continue to increase with each passing review, then you've fallen for the false fatwā of FAT!

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renaissanceman70744 reads

Her thighs could hold up the Parthenon. Her bosom, more monumental than the Acropolis. A dionysian feast for the senses.

Who am I kidding?

Had they hoisted her underwear on a mast, a trireme wouldn't have needed oarsmen. Her bra could have been twin buckets for a trebuchet.

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Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi942 reads

Remain clean my friend, I can see by your reviews that sin has not tempted you down this dark path... Pork is for the pagans...

(I do believe the punishment is built into the sin in this picture...)



-- Modified on 12/2/2008 12:03:58 PM

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HaleyOrlando1252 reads

Your review will add a new face and a new flavor to TER...It may not be for everyone but it gives others another option..

Sometimes the flavor is good and gets rave reviews..Many flock to get a taste

Others are not so sweet and get so so attention but thats what variety is all about

Still sending an alert for others with a rip-off might be one of the most important reviews you can do

Hope your journey was enjoyable and had a very happy ending..Your destination was reached with no road blocks and traffic just moved along smoothly..

Kisses Haley

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Ultra-Orthodox Rabbi1732 reads

But the, one man's "heaven" is another man's "hell"... Who say's TOFTT can be a measure of anything, maybe you should just report the facts in your review and not slant it to your opinion... She might become the next guy's ATF... Besides, who's to say that your encounter didn't SUCK do to YOUR short-cumming??

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h8traffic1302 reads

perhaps my OP was misleading...

Looking back to the TER newbie manual I find the definition as such:

TOFTT -- Take One For The Team.  A hobbyist sees a provider who has no (or scattered) reviews. He was ripped off, or his experience was very poor. Ostensibly, he has helped save other members of the community (the team) from making the same mistake.

I can't even count how many times I've seen a 411 inquiry where someone replies "TOFTT" and I always had the impression that meant "Go for it and report back to us".  I never had the impression that in TER's context, TOFTT automatically assumed a bad result.  In this case, I had a really great time.

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HaleyOrlando1126 reads

That's what the TER data base is built from

Many great providers, maybe 1% bad and some just perfect for someone else.

I'm someone's TOFTT and am glad he was my first TER member

Kisses Haley

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Paris-Bouvier1156 reads

Every single provider on this board was brand new at one time. Just because they're new and have no reviews doesn't mean they're a rip off. Yes, from time to time you do TOFTT and recieve less than a grand experience. However, I would venture to say more times than not you walk or crawl away completely satisfied.

To this day, I still thank the fine Atlanta gentleman that gave me my debut by TOFTT and reporting back to TER. :-)

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h8traffic1084 reads

Even Webster's, the dictionary people, update definitions from time to time to reflect societal changes.

-- Modified on 12/3/2008 5:56:24 PM

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