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elaineluver3292 reads

Well I had my worst nightmare. I was caught by the wife with a provider. Now she wants to get even. this is a one time thing. We will be in NYC next tuesday and wednesday. She will go to the highest safe and sane bidder. email directly at [email protected]  5/7? 115 lond hair, shaved no tatoos She will be a GFE, swallowing   etc this is her first and only time. She wants me to feel bad. :-(

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Little-Bit-GFE3358 reads

OMG how exciting!! Sorry that this happened to you, you really should be more careful! No doubt this is a nightmare for you!! BUT I like her idea of getting back, very original! And you should be ok with it! Are you paying for this little rendezvous??

Good luck!!
Samm

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BBrain2191 reads

. . . coming down to DC?

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dreamweaver71492 reads

and I sincerely mean no disrespect...

But if this is true and if wifey is the hot GFE that you describe then she needs no help from you in finding a one-time fuck-buddy.  And if she should dig it...it won't be a one time thing either...

Just my opinion...



-- Modified on 5/3/2007 7:18:13 AM

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JamHERgood1810 reads

Blind bids won't fetch as much 4 her

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captyve2402 reads

elaineluver has, allegedly, a large number of reviews but this is his first post. Curious. I'll start the bidding at all the money in my wallet $180 cash, sight unseen, BUT please come up with a foolproof way so that I will know this is for real and not some juvenile prank.

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captyve2761 reads

Yuk, Yuk. Next time, bring a violin.

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elaineluver1600 reads

Sorry guys  no link to pictures. I have some I can send. I wasn't expecting this outcome. She is NOT a GFE  since she is not a provider. I am saying that she will be treating you as a GFE would. She read my reviews and is going to do the things I had done to me.  Believe me this is really not fun. But I have way to much to lose in divorce court.

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NY Lawyer3063 reads

Here's a guy, w/ 28 reviews, putting his wife up for auction.  Anyone check his reviews?  I did.  He has one in 3/07 where his grades are far above the others who reviewed that provider.  The other 27 are in 2005 and earlier.  For a hobbiest who claims that he was caught (implying his hobbying has been somewhat consistent and continual), why is their a 2 year hiatus on reviews, then a review that is out of the ordinary for that provider?

Am I wrong on being skeptical that this is a bullshit post?

P.S.  "bullshit" - a legal term taught in the 1st year of law school meaning "real stinky stuff you don't want to be associated with."

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captyve2887 reads

Lawyer, you're right. A local yokel, as Lou Reed would call him, deciding to have some fun and relying on the ol' Internet Standby--you are whoever you want to be on the Internet.

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mmax69692932 reads

I don't disagree with your premise- but- I haven't posted a review in a long time as well. If I had made that post would your assertion hold up. Let's see if this play's out as true.

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NY Lawyer1562 reads

Max,
You are a regular contributor to this board, he is not.  Your reviews are pretty consistent with the provider's performance ratings from others, his is not.  
Therefore, your opinion carries a little more weight than his.  However, if I can find a flaw in your reasoning on another topic ... ;-)

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Turkana3466 reads

Okay.  Let's suppose I have a provider friend. I can buy an hour of her time for, say, $300.  I want to make a few bucks.  I put a post up saying that I'm auctioning her on the theory that there's a sucker born every minute and that the originality and naughtiness of the idea will generate a huge premium.

Clever, very clever.  But not clever enough.

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Bacca1233317 reads

questions and the "hoaxster" and the provider weren't exactly on the same page, he could lose credibility (not that he posts here much anyway) and she could lose business.  It may not be worth the risk for her.

She would have to be part of the con in order to collect the fee and share it with her partner.  It doesn't seem like a smart risk for a provider.

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elaineluver4795 reads

Wow  you guys really put way too much thought into this. If you think it's a hoax great!  I really don't want her to go thru with this. So please don't bid. If those who did bid don't like her then no problem. I am clean I can say "honey I am sorry I tried"  either way I win.  Unfortunately there have been some bids and I am going to have to do this!  wHY WOULD i TRY AND DO THIS? i TRAVEL THE COUNTRY  CHECK MY REVIEWS  WHERE ARE THE GIRLS FROM?  MONEY IS NOT MY CONCERN.  rEMEMBER i POSTED 28 REVIEWS  BEFORE THIS WHERE DID THAT MONEY COME FROM?  :-)

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Not4lng3226 reads

.. but I do think you're doing it for some provider, probably the last one you reviewed, in order for her to score a big payday.  
If one of you guys does this, please compare the 'wife' with the pics from his last review.

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VonRyan2557 reads

Cheers!

Btw...Does she have nice tits to go with that lond hair?

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machineloving3525 reads

OMG this is crasy LOL. What will you do if she changes her mind and wanna to go prof?

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elaineluver2755 reads

Auction is over. There was a winner and after wednesday He can write all about it. I problem there won't be a website to link and She wont get a review. But the winner can tell you all about it. Thanks for your comments You will all eat your words wednesday. :-)  But I would rather eat mine!!

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sidekicks741657 reads

who's the winner? can you give us a hint so we know that this person is legit?

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pros-r-cons1950 reads

$300 for a NO BS GFE

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elaineluver1827 reads

Well the highest bidder just wore her out  so wait for his reply!!!!!

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elaineluver1432 reads

no it means all the "wankers" on this board are just that. They spend too much time reading and not doing. Thanks Bill she said you were great!!!!!!

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sidekicks743361 reads

waiting for the review

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