You never know when or where

I'll raise your ugly head!

Thank god there are no finger print camera phones!

RP

Indeed - but if it sounds familiar, it has been mentioned before - the story is from this past August.

I just wish that was the most offensive thing to happen to me on the NYC subway.  A guy stroking his baloney wouldn't even fall into a list of my 20 worst subway experiences.    

Like the time I woke up right in the middle of a gang fight.   I was very very tired so I rested my eyes for a minute.  Next thing I know, I wake up and there are about 10 teenagers going at it. Like I wasn't even there, they were beating the fuck out of each other.  At least 2 kids stabbed.

Another time, a considerate fellow decided to get up and pee right on the door.  The fucker got up, unzipped, whiped it out, pissed on the door, then sat back down and continued to read his magazine.

I'm not even going to bring up the various repulsive odors and sights I had to endure over the years.
Bunch of savages in this town.

So some guy is stroking himself a little, big fucking deal.