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Smeg keeps it in the fairway. Ms. Faun, Smeg wants you in his bag!

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posted 17 years ago

Thirsty, are you pouring at the 19th hole?

Smeg can party ! He owes me a stocking stuffer. Then again, he stuffed me good last time.

thirsty17 years ago3320 reads

How the mighty have fallen

Smelly Smegma has just about hit bottom since his self imposed banishment from TER. I caught up to him the other day and he allowed me to snap this picture in exchange for Mr. Info's private cell number.

During this season it's important for us to remember the less fortunate.

Happy Holidays!

thirsty

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FloraFaun17 years ago3671 reads

Re:How the mighty have fallen

awww...He doesnt look so bad. lol. his green sneakers match, leg muscles are nicely toned, the pink leotard is a good colour for his skin tone, he has a slight smile on his face and eyes looking down in contemplation (maybe he has become spiritual on his sabatical?). I do think the hair style needs some help...but maybe he is just rebelling against the rules of society's expectations of beauty? and who knows, the bag could be filled with all kinds of fun toys, on his way to an exotic and kinky, role-playing provider.
my main worry is: whats he gonna do with mr. info's number. uhoh.

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thirsty17 years ago4376 reads

Re:How the mighty have fallen

Notice that he's carrying an extra pair of socks. These Northeast winters can be rough!

thirsty

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FloraFaun17 years ago5202 reads

Re:How the mighty have fallen

thirsty, looks can be disceiving, i saw that exact necklace in the display window of chanel on madison ave. They wanted $20,000. its made of black opal and bahrainian pearls. As my granny used to say, "He's sittin high on the back of a hog"

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Smegma Caddie17 years ago2503 reads

Smeg keeps it in the fairway. Ms. Faun, Smeg wants you in his bag!

Thirsty, are you pouring at the 19th hole?

Smeg can party ! He owes me a stocking stuffer. Then again, he stuffed me good last time.

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FloraFaun17 years ago2718 reads

Ok, no problem, I found the clone-bank.

Went to midtown today and passed the sperm-bank, went next door to the clone-bank, and made several of me to fit in his bags. Im sure he'll happily replace those sex toys with several flora fauns.
I think smelly has in mind to give me away as gifts to all his friends this christmas. Even Mr. info gets one under his tree on christmas morning. Flora Faun's want to make the world a peaceful happy place.

Here I am, a perfect holiday stocking stuffer:
http://www.mahardrygoods.com/item.php?item_id=256&n=0

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