New York
Jill and Kim, Spring is only a few days away and my dingleberries are starting to.....
blossom! You 2, (and Ashley), are in for a fine feast of my savory fruit. Sushi Masa has promised to make a special roll employing my delectable berries. Wasabi is strictly verboten. Kim, you've gotten enough coin from my dingle ass that you can pick up the tab! As for you Jillie, I'll feed you my fruit with chop sticks. Dingleberries don't grow in Jamaica! I've used "Miracle Grow" on my ass to produce succulent dingleberries that are the size of grapes. Just pop them in your mouth for a flavor sensation. Love and Kisses to my "Dingle HOs".
You can feed me as long as your willing to eat the full size kernels off the entire cob after the master chef removes it with a plunger from you know who. You deserve to eat that special aged fruit piece by piece. You can use chop sticks if you prefer.
YOU DO AS I SAY!!!!!
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