I'm a closet BBM, and have inhaled too many Twinkies, Ring Dings, Scooter pies ala mode, and every hobbyists favorite-- HO Hos.
My mongo Man Tits have the appearance of a horrid breast augmentation gone awry. I've had to slather CoCoa butter on them in an effort to prevent the inevitable stretch marks, and sagging that is a dead giveaway to my Dairy Queen addiction! Now that my secret is known, (Thanks Thirsty), I'm going to go jump off the highest Krispy Kreme building in the area. I hate the beach! I've become so rotund, and obese, that my man thong is giving me a wedgy, and the chafing is excruciating! Richard Simmons is making a housecall to Chateau Smegma for some much needed counseling.
First I get hacked, then Thirsty compromises my identity with a video. WTF is next?
-- Modified on 5/25/2006 5:06:33 AM
Smelly...I uncovered this video of you from last year. Better get on the treadmill fast!!!
thirsty
But seriously, any providers have any plans of heading down the shore?
I'm a closet BBM, and have inhaled too many Twinkies, Ring Dings, Scooter pies ala mode, and every hobbyists favorite-- HO Hos.
My mongo Man Tits have the appearance of a horrid breast augmentation gone awry. I've had to slather CoCoa butter on them in an effort to prevent the inevitable stretch marks, and sagging that is a dead giveaway to my Dairy Queen addiction! Now that my secret is known, (Thanks Thirsty), I'm going to go jump off the highest Krispy Kreme building in the area. I hate the beach! I've become so rotund, and obese, that my man thong is giving me a wedgy, and the chafing is excruciating! Richard Simmons is making a housecall to Chateau Smegma for some much needed counseling.
First I get hacked, then Thirsty compromises my identity with a video. WTF is next?
-- Modified on 5/25/2006 5:06:33 AM
............. Do you hear chants of "Free Willy!"?
BBM, my Willy gets $400/hr., Not Free at all!
I'll be sure to add some new photos after my Hawaii trip and photo shoot.. ohhh tan lines.. or no tan lines.. ??? Most generally will find me on the nude beach anyway.. 
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