know, I've been experiencing a 2 week bout with irregularity. I've always been blunt, so let me say I've been bloated, and severely constipated. My tour has suffered. What happened last night is one of the most hideous events to become me. I had a 2 hour date with a well-endowed regular that I am quite fond of. I was nervous as I was experiencing some sharp GAS pains. My hunk insisted on a Greek session. I lubed up my buttocks as well as his big cock. I eased him in VERY slowly finally taking him all in. He started to thrust hard and I had this sensation that I was going to black out. My buns started to quiver, convulse, and SPASM!!!  In mid thrust I felt a tsunami type explosion erupting from ass!!!!  The 2 weeks build up of GREASY American food turned excrement, exploded from my ass all over my client.  He looked like he'd been playing in a mud hole in the outback!!! He yelped, like a whipped dog!  He ran for the shower, dripping with POO. I was so embarrassed and mortified!!  The sheets and carpet were now a medium shade of brown. My client will never be back. Needless to say, I refunded his donation, and offered him a free session in the future, but he informed me he "didn't want to wear a PONCHO"!!  Alas, I've lost one of my favorite clients!  I'm the eternal optimist, so the upside is that now I've returned to regular bowel function!!!  I wanted to get my side of the story out before he writes a "SHITTY REVIEW".  Everyone has a bad day once in a while!!!  BTW, I threw away the sheets and changed rooms.