even I am going to "pass" on this one.

Hate to admit it but not only have I done it, I have had women do it. General rule of thumb,  take them out to eat after fucking. lol

This just happened to me last night, for the first time.  Jesus, how embarrassing it was!!  Thankfully, it was during intercourse (so his face wasn't down there), and we'd both had a few drinks, so I was hoping he didn't hear it after all (it was just a little squeaker!)  

Only thing is that it happened right as I was about to come, so it distracted me a little and lessened my orgasm.  I also kept my eyes squeezed shut, trying not to look at him, as I was sure he'd be trying not to laugh, if he'd heard it, lol.  Fortunately, we were both mature adults who probably realize this happens to everyone at least once, in their lives.

I don't guess you happen to be Dutch, do you?  

My very first client farted.  He also had some ED issues which, for someone new, is difficult to deal with.  And he sweated profusely to the point that it was dripping on my face.  But the fart did it.  After that, we had to stop and just accept the fact that it was the date from hell.  I never saw him again -- I think he was embarrasseed.  Wow...that was a long time ago!

Kate

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