response from Frankie that this was an inane newbie question. So I decided to ask the question here. The gal smelled like a fleet of shrimp boats and this is a relatively expensive indy provider.
I had been trying to see a nationally known (and well reviewed) provider for months. She consistently scores 9s for looks and performance. She posts on this board and has been discussed positively on this board many times. I arrived at her incall got a great dfk and started to suck her D cups. She got me undressed and started to perform a great bbj. I started to finger her and she was soaking wet. She begged me to eat her kitty and I anticipated her erect clit. I started to go down there and about WRETCHED from the Korean FISH market smell!!!! I could NOT proceed with DATY and she was clearly disappointed. Needless to say, I was somewhat grossed out. We did finish with a good pounding of her odorous clam. What would you guys have done in this situation??? I'm not a newbie, I've seen dozens of providers and have NEVER encountered a smelly kitty before. I was her 1st appt. of the day (noon). I couldn't tell her to jump in the shower after we had so much foreplay. I didn't want to embarass her. She will remain nameless as my encounter with her seems to be an aberration. How would others have handled this??? She's a nice gal.
response from Frankie that this was an inane newbie question. So I decided to ask the question here. The gal smelled like a fleet of shrimp boats and this is a relatively expensive indy provider.
I've encountered a few smelly kitties and it's extremely unpleasant, especially if you're paying top dollar for a reputable provider. If I were you, I'd take my losses and not see her again and if you run into another provider who doesn't smell right, you have 2 options. Either you ask her to jump in the shower or you get out of there immediately and don't look back. If she's an independent, you might want to do the latter, but if she's part of an agency, ask her to shower for you. If she refuses, she's not worth it anyway.
any provider that gets consitantlt good review would not be suffering from a hyiegne problem. It is very possible that she might have had a yeast infection or something similar that would cause oder. I myself would have discussed it with her.
Several providers have told me this.
Especially the heavier the guy the smellier he is.
All men should be careful there. That is why I always shower as the session begins.
I cherish my times with providers...especially since all the homework has been done I am always (like you) anticipating a satisfying time.
As Buddy mentioned, I'm sure it was something the woman was unaware of. Had she known, I'm sure she would have taken care of it right then and there---your passion could've easily been reignited.
Just my $.02.
It is no big deal. Personally I do prep a couple bicarb enemas because it makes my twat sparkly fresh, and I like the way it tastes. It is a no brainer that a clean colon = tasty twat.
But if it was, and I can only speak for myself here, I would not mind if you asked me to freshen up down there during the session. I want everyone I see to be happy, and if there is something I can do to change things for the better, I am all for it!
But if you are feeling regrets afterwards, and you didn't contact her to rectify future sessions for others, then you help nobody. Right? I mean, maybe she could then apologize, make amends, offer a discount, refund, free session, who knows....Diet, ciggies, stress, hydration are all sorts of things that can funk it up, but if she doesn't know, then who is to blame? You have to tell her. If you put it in the review and you don't tell her first, that is your choice, but it seems harsh. It could really negatively impact her business, and if she is a nice gal as you say, then perhaps you owe it to her to convey this directly to her, rather than for her to get it on the first page of the TER news. I am all for the honesty, and since the guys feel strongly about this, you should take all views into consideration, and go with your gut.
Etiquitte suggests going with white wine with fish.
She smelled down there, but you still DATY? Couldn't you smell her before you got down there. Then, you continue and have sex with her? I'm sorry, but if she smells as bad as you claim, I would have left the session.
Bang her with a cover and went to the shower immediately thereafter. This gal posts here and she has many fans on this board, so I'm VERY reluctant to put this info in a review. There are regulars here that trumpet her praises and they've obviously eaten her snatch.