Marry her
not nice...expected better of you
better of SMELLY??!! Oh, you mean blacklab . . . .
You may not want to fuck her, she is not hot anymore but.....
she makes sure there is toilet paper in the bathroom,
makes sure your underpants are clean,
dinner is served,
raises your kids, makes sure they are educated, fed and clothed,
makes sure the appliances in the house work,
that you're kids are having a social life,
makes you look good to the Boss,
that she gets you and your kids to the dentist...doctor...therapist...optometrist(black)...
that she cleans your house, your toilet and your clothes, cooks your meals, worries about your blood pressure, your cholesterol
that she listens.. to you bitching...
she is your best ally, your friend, your partner
she is the one who holds your hand when you lose your job, gets fired, when feel old, or sad, or stressed,
...we just fuck you...I will always want to fuck you are my fantasy...my heat, my paycheck..I will listen, true, I will make you feel virile, hot, You make me feel desired, wanted... I'll make you feel sexy, young, I will make you cum and love it...and you will make me cum..and then leave...
But you but always know who will be there for you in the clutch... don't ever forget your partner is your best friend...Don't Dis Your Wives...it is a hard job...and a real one (reality is rarely sexy)
Very little of the ode would be applicable.
A beautiful and cogent reminder to us all... or at least to me. But you've got the who doesn't want to fuck whom part backwards.