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Fixer hates gum, because all the girls offer him their chewed pieces as a condom!......
Sexy Sally 3380 reads
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(Hey Fixer, if the gum fits wear it)!!!  As Fixer's alleged ATF, I must say he has raised haggling, and barter to an art form.  He had the unmitigated audacity to offer a half-eaten Double Whopper with cheese and a super sized fries to a plus sized provider in lieu of cash for a session. I'll be damned if the the lady didn't accept!!!  She spit out the lettuce but swallowed Fixer.  (I told you Fixer was smooth)!  

I will warn providers in advance that Fixer, while a cunning con man, is easy to spot! His East coast attire consists of polyester, and more polyester. He dons a sporting rug with a salt n pepper patina. He reeks so bad of Brut, that Crack Heads won't blow him. A romantic dinner with Fixer means he picks up the check at Denny's, and the provider gets her choice of coupons!  He will ask you to pay the tip!   You are forewarned!  They just don't make cheapskates like Fixer anymore!

scriptfixer2258 reads

Nobody should feel I was atacking thier opion; I put that question to hear what other people had to say and I'm certainly going to think about those attitudes and beliefs that shared with me.  I appreciate it. I alway enoy a debate over philosophical issue especially when there reaally isn't any right or wrong answer.

I'm going to be back in NY next week and I'm going to be seeing one of my NY favorites.  We wil proably spend 3 or 4 hour together, jmaybe longer.  Does anyone have any suggestions for  a truly bisexual woman.  We don't want a two girl show or just two girls on one guy.  Ideally, she should have a natural beuaty. and not giant boobs B, C, or smaller D.  A clas act,  Not a gum chewing 18 yr old who throws down her cheap animal print jacket and announces, okay, who am I taking on first.  We want someone who is friendly and casual and dresses with a nice sense of style.  Nice lingerie.  My regular friend has impeccabel tast and a beautiful apartment.  I only expect to keep for an hour or hour and a half.  

I saw Linny with BDJ.  She looked great.  Is she in New York?   My second choice was Elana.  Is she in NY?

THanks,

SF

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Smelly Smegma3277 reads

know big titted 18 year olds that chew Bazooka and wear faux leopard.

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TheUndertaker2263 reads

make things interesting for you ana your partner. She may also give you a discount on the session and a finders fee for the female partner you are bringing !!

-- Modified on 5/5/2006 8:50:47 AM

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thirsty2460 reads

The real Sexy Sally doesn't negotiate. ;)

thirsty

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greg19553435 reads

I traditionally charge $3,000 for that type of information, but since we are good friends I'll only charge you $1,000.  Send the cash and then we can talk

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Sexy Sally3381 reads

(Hey Fixer, if the gum fits wear it)!!!  As Fixer's alleged ATF, I must say he has raised haggling, and barter to an art form.  He had the unmitigated audacity to offer a half-eaten Double Whopper with cheese and a super sized fries to a plus sized provider in lieu of cash for a session. I'll be damned if the the lady didn't accept!!!  She spit out the lettuce but swallowed Fixer.  (I told you Fixer was smooth)!  

I will warn providers in advance that Fixer, while a cunning con man, is easy to spot! His East coast attire consists of polyester, and more polyester. He dons a sporting rug with a salt n pepper patina. He reeks so bad of Brut, that Crack Heads won't blow him. A romantic dinner with Fixer means he picks up the check at Denny's, and the provider gets her choice of coupons!  He will ask you to pay the tip!   You are forewarned!  They just don't make cheapskates like Fixer anymore!

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TheUndertaker3067 reads

call her. She really seems to want to kiss and make up.

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booster117562258 reads

Gina Rollins

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VonRyan4037 reads

She has a natural "beuaty" and not giant boobs B, C, or smaller D.  A clas clown act,  Not a gum chewing 18 yr old who throws down her cheap animal print jacket & matching tie and announces, okay, who am I taking on first.  She is friendly, fun and casual and dresses with a nice sense of comic style....

I think that's what you said you wanted...

Cheers!

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mrfisher5498 reads

I once stumbled onto a site that was devoted to hard core photos of women and men in clown attire.  I wouldn't doubt that the devotees of that site might not enjoy a romp with a clown or two.
Creative use of cream pies was an interesting feature of the site.  A bit messy perhaps, but you can't make an ommelet without cracking a few eggs.

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