gave me last night. BenDover "took a walk on the wild side", and visited me at my "Soho Homo" incall last night. He took out his miniscule meat, and I swallowed him like a Vienna Wiener. I am pre-op, and Ben knows how to work a "girl's" unit. I gave him a nice facial, and cleaned him up. Ben is welcome in NYC anytime!
Because I have accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior!
I can no longer indulge in the sins of the flesh, and have answered the high calling of God to become the prophet unto his lost sheep. These are the new morals I have chosen to live by and you would all do well to follow in my example!
Ephesians 5:5
"For this ye know, that no whoremonger, nor unclean person, nor covetous man, who is an idolater, hath any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God."
Hebrews 13:4
"Marriage is honourable in all, and the bed undefiled; but whoremongers and adulterers God will judge."
Revelation 21:8
"But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death."
1 Corinthians 6:9
"Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders."
1 Corinthians 5:11
"But now I am writing you that you must not associate with anyone who calls himself a brother but is sexually immoral or greedy, an idolater or a slanderer, a drunkard or a swindler. With such a man do not even eat."
1 Corinthians 6:18
"Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a man commits are outside his body, but he who sins sexually sins against his own body."
Hebrews 13:4
"Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral."
So...that is you Smelly!
Here now the news!
Ephesianrevelationcorinthianhebrew horseshit!
Heres to four scores and seven licked pussies ago!
Yes...I did have wicked sex in that log cabin!
and indulged in another pint of my namesake...
Hiccup!
"sexual immorality". I'm admittedly a sick, warped, vile, twisted, amoral, kinky, devilishly deviant, dastardly (yet dashing), drunkard that given his druthers would drink, and fuck all night! For those of you out there that thought Smelly turned into Pat Robertson, have no fear my brothers and sisters. BTW, who was the guy (VR) that wanted to buy all my aliases for $9.99? That would be approximately a penny per alias. lol
Smelly's bed is pure. Now, when Smelly gets a hold of Ben Dover, and bends his sorry ass over, (Revelation 21:18 refers to the "abominable, and murderers), Ben will repent, or die. BTW, those that want to write a check to the "Smelly Smegma Children's Fund", please send directly to me Jerry Falwell, or directly to Smelly. God Bless!
When can we look forward to your first sacrifice? What will you choose, a lamb or a calf? Also, let me know when you get to the part about treatment of slaves. That's addressed, too! Of course, we all know you were probably a virgin when you got married too, so it's understandable that you were curious.
Hope it's all out of your system. See ya on Sundays!
good job of fooling many of you that that was actually me quoting scripture at the top of this thread. I give Ben credit for it. He has a good sense of humor. You guys didn't think that was really me quoting scripture did you?
...you must always respect the privacy of any member who chooses to hide behind an alias, even if the alias is your own! ROTFL!
** This alias fits better!**
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Always look both ways when crossing the street.
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buddy,
That was actually Ben Dover, the Twin Cities Mod spoofing Smelly. Ben has devoted his life to constantly seeking a new low.
thirsty
For those that are unaware, (everything goes over Buddy's head--pun intended), I've been roasted, (quite adeptly I might add), by the Ben/Thirsty tag team. Believe me, I'm NOT preaching religion on the board. It was Ben Dover busting my chops. I rather enjoyed it.
Judges 19:22-30
While they were enjoying themselves, some of the wicked men of the city surrounded the house. Pounding on the door, they shouted to the old man who owned the house, "Bring out the man who came to your house so we can have sex with him."
The owner of the house went outside and said to them, "No, my friends, don't be so vile. Since this man is my guest, don't do this disgraceful thing. Look, here is my virgin daughter, and his concubine. I will bring them out to you now, and you can use them and do to them whatever you wish. But to this man, don't do such a disgraceful thing."
But the men would not listen to him. So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. 26 At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight.
When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, "Get up; let's go." But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.
When he reached home, he took a knife and cut up his concubine, limb by limb, into twelve parts and sent them into all the areas of Israel. Everyone who saw it said, "Such a thing has never been seen or done, not since the day the Israelites came up out of Egypt. Think about it! Consider it! Tell us what to do!"
gave me last night. BenDover "took a walk on the wild side", and visited me at my "Soho Homo" incall last night. He took out his miniscule meat, and I swallowed him like a Vienna Wiener. I am pre-op, and Ben knows how to work a "girl's" unit. I gave him a nice facial, and cleaned him up. Ben is welcome in NYC anytime!
Thanks for the bare-back anal you let me have, that was a special treat that I don't get to enjoy much these days.....
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