Of an outcall do your own house. A few years ago a certain provider would always have this insane craving in going down and picking up a whopper…after. I actually think that’s maybe why she came to my place.
So, she brings it back and proceeds to eat it in bed…my god! There was bun material, burger, ketchup, mustard, onion all over the bed and sheets I think that the “special sauce” was actually mine LOL But here is the killer, you remember the Whopper smell? I could not get rid of it, I said next time I’m laying down a tarp on the bed before you get those sex munchies. I should have just called a HAZMAT team or just burn the bed.
Just kidding! That made me smile. Nice to read someone else's learning curve having a provider come to one's house. But if inferred correctly, she visited several times? So having her over must have been worthwhile, huh? Reminds me of the old saying, "I'd let her eat crackers in my bed." I guess there's a reason to not allow fast food. A tarp is a good investment.
You mentioned “did I see her a lot”, damn I actually thought about getting a business loan on her LOL. It was Lex, and she was a provider that could pull this off. It was dark out, she pulled in the driveway then came into the house naked with just those black boots on… go to my previous thread on my fascination of women who wear boots.
I did ask her what would of happened if she got pulled over…I can’t remember what she said, because all the blood in my head left for other points. After the burger bed incident, I mentioned to her to eat at BK instead of my place.
so she's not the type that "I'd crawl a mile over broken glass just to hear her piss over the telephone"?
Yes, I probably would have jump into a volcano if she asked me… also the little guys have never been the same