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I am surprised, she has 18 other reviews, and not one negative review, most are 8 or 9's.  I had tried to see her, and our schedules would work.  I find your experience strange.

Don't go see this provider.  She is an absolute waste of your money and time.  Not interested in providing any type of service what so ever.  Just a warning.

Cuz if the pictures are accurate shes easy to look at!

Posted By: Urples69

Don't go see this provider.  She is an absolute waste of your money and time.  Not interested in providing any type of service what so ever.  Just a warning.

I am surprised, she has 18 other reviews, and not one negative review, most are 8 or 9's.  I had tried to see her, and our schedules would work.  I find your experience strange.

rando_mn330 reads

Her reviews were YMMV. I read enough of her reviews to detect a possible lack of enthusiasm that would have spoiled an appointment for me. I bet she drops out of this work within a few months at the latest.

Still , the OP's review was significantly lower than any of the others.

rando_mn189 reads

Yeah, he gave her a 3 for performance. Out of her other 18 reviews, she got four 6s for performance, which for this site is damning with faint praise. Those reviews described her with words like "boring", "mechanical", and "awkward." Folks did seem to agree that she was attractive, but her menu and chemistry seems unreliable. When more than 25% of a provider's reviews are negative, I look for a different provider.

I noticed it too.  But my other head convinced me because of het looks.  I should have thought with my other head.

If you could read my texts, love,
What a tale my thoughts could tell...

Man, that's a great song. I never get tired of the Canadian Troubador.

Wasn't the review enough? He has to go on the discussion board to bad mouth her?  

Most everyone enjoyed being with her, many enjoyed her a lot.  

He appears to be trying to destroy her and her reputation. I know he also didn't like another sweetheart, Lily, but at least restrained his comments to a badly written, body shaming review of a great lady.

I don't know what his problem is but maybe he should stick with his hand. But he would probably give that a bad review, too.

His post, along with others he's made here, let providers know what kind of person to expect should they think about seeing him.  

His post reflects on himself much more than on his target.

Why the fuck not post a thread, not everyone has access to fucking reviews?? Not many guys have the balls to even post negative reviews thread as they are afraid of the all mighty "blacklist".

Posted By: chase1503
Re: Appears To Be Vendetta  
Wasn't the review enough? He has to go on the discussion board to bad mouth her?  
   
 Most everyone enjoyed being with her, many enjoyed her a lot.  
   
 He appears to be trying to destroy her and her reputation. I know he also didn't like another sweetheart, Lily, but at least restrained his comments to a badly written, body shaming review of a great lady.  
   
 I don't know what his problem is but maybe he should stick with his hand. But he would probably give that a bad review, too.

Well, His review is very much worse than her others.  He then adds on to it by starting a thread about her specifically, which is unusual.  It's enough to make me wonder if there is more to their meeting than is being told.

There was nothing more to our meeting.  I was frustrated and mad after our meeting so I vented.  That's not the first time I've seen you post that statement.  Give it a rest deuchbag.

Nope, it's not the first time.  And it very likely won't be the last.  Best be prepared to have people disagree with you if you are going to post.

P.S.  The correct spelling is "douchebag."

BTW, the fact that you weren't content to just leave a negative review, but feel the need to "vent" by singling her out on the discussion board just because YOU happened to have a bad experience with her, and then go and insult who dares question your judgement for taking this route, complete with snide responses to the wonderful providers who chimed in, seems to speak volumes about your character, and tells us everything we know about you.  

So you had a bad experience?  Man up and move on, instead of throwing a tantrum.  

Vorlon, by the way, is one of the most upstanding and helpful members of this community.  

Your crudeness and immature anger show your lack of character.  

I feel sorry for any provider who has to encounter and endure you.  You're clearly not someone who views these ladies with respect and any sort of class.

Good morning,
Thank you thank you 🙏 god bless your soul and a kind , sweet , words  I am happy thank you u make my days early morning that is wonderful words you mention about Lily there is a Angel and a good wonderful gentleman are out there . you took the words out of my mouth I really appreciate that you mentions on boards bless you  
Thanks

jimmyjohn1208 reads

The fucking whiteknights on here are such a joke.
Thanks for the review and the update on the board. Not every review can be a 9 or a 10. Not everyone on here has a vip or wants a vip.  

Urples69  
You have a lot of reviews that are all honest thanks for your feedback on the lady's you see.  

Whiteknights  / chase1503
Will never be a alpha male  
Why did you have to mention a old review on another provider that happened over 6 months ago. Who's ass you trying to kiss. You know what she is a sweetheart but does have a flat ass and hard boobs hey but some guys like that.

Posted By: chase1503
Re: Appears To Be Vendetta  
Wasn't the review enough? He has to go on the discussion board to bad mouth her?  
   
  I know he also didn't like another sweetheart, Lily, but at least restrained his comments to a badly written, body shaming review of a great lady.  
   
 I don't know what his problem is but maybe he should stick with his hand. But he would probably give that a bad review, too.

Lets dissect his review a little.....

He tried to finger her asshole...A COUPLE TIMES.... now in other reviews it stated she liked this.... but maybe not that night.... so YMMV    But to keep trying and she rebuffs.... that is not away to start a session.   Try once...and fail... don't try again.  

He tried to rub clit.... maybe she was sensitive from a previous client and didn't want it... again... YMMV    I have been with clients that told me they were too sensitive for FIV or manual stimulation down there.    And only wanted Light oral.   So again he did something that she didn't want or feel comfortable with.

The not initiating of anything could have been her que or how she was reading u.   Because you first started aggressive (per review).... See my previous comments.    But yes I understand we want them to initiate.... I know I like it when they do.  So I feel his frustration with that.

So just in these few minor points I made you can see why maybe the connection wasn't there.     Now for being on the phone... .I agree a NO NO

To me I chalk up his review of Laura as not having a connection also (not knowing the time of the appointment...) .I could see she was done with clients for the day and just wanted to end it fast.

I have been looking into possibly seeing her and this review will hold in my mind as to maybe not.... but the other reviews show that she can be fun if you connect.

We have to remember that even though this is a profession these women choose that they are still people.   Sometimes they have off days, sometimes they don't connect, sometimes they are not into the client, sometimes they are distracted (she could have gotten bad news before the encounter hence the texting), etc.    But IMHO to come here and blast her plus leaving his review.... shows he might have a vendetta or something.    Just leave your review and let it stand if you like.

Looks like I'm giving every provider I see a 10/10 score and won't give any kind of warning to other reviewers!

Do everyone a favor and shut up. Although you have a right to your comments,  we know they are worthless.

No I won't shut up.  You all are hypocrites.  You all leave reviews and no matter how you word it....FIA or you spell it out.....BBBJ or sucking dick.  You are all reviewing these providers skills, looks and negatives.  Why is one way better than the other?  And don't give me the respect speech.  It's a business transaction.  Would you leave a car dealership a good rating when they sold you a lemon?   This isnt a dating website.  As Talon said it, you are all afraid of leaving a negative feedback for fear of the all mighty blacklist!  Who gives a fuck how you write it.  Some people read the reviews and like details.  I get a hard on reading reviews and makes me want to see the provider.  

I believe you have just proved my point. 😂

Maybe you should keep writing. You provide everyone with such a feeling of gratitude that they are not you.

Write on!!

MissedOpportunity190 reads

I believe I HAVE been blacklisted because of reviews/posts on my regular account, I've been ignored by providers after giving exactly what they ask for for references and have always been respectful and kind in communications.   If we aren't here to give honest reviews, wtf are we here for?  I still am honest in my reviews, but I've had to deal with enough BS on posts that I generally post with my alias (and rarely at all anymore anyway).  I have on multiple occasions been the ONLY negative review or perhaps one of a small ratio, but that review was 100% honest and legitimately what happened because I would want to know when I read reviews too!  That's why I put WAY more stock in negative reviews than I do positives, too many White Knights out there.  

So let me understand this... You tried to put your hands down her pants and she makes you go wash them. Then you are mad because after you tried to finger fuck her asshole that she didn't want shit hands on her vagina. I personally don't blame her. If you lick my ass, No you can't kiss me or lick my vagina until you go clean that mouth. You do realize how much different bacteria is down their.  

You should have realized from the beginning when she made you wash your hands that she was probably a germaphobe.  

How would you liked it if she stuck her finger up your butt and then stuck it in your mouth or jacked you off with it. To some people that is just a hygiene issue and probably turned her off.

You must have read it differently than me. He did wash his hands and that didn't seem to have any effect on the session.

I saw that he washed his hands once, but not after he put his finger up her butt.

Correction...attempted to.

When are we going to meet Andrea?

Good morning,
Ladies and gentlemen is a beautiful morning be happy and have a big smile we all need happiness:)
Thank you Andrea for standing up for all are wonderful ladies as special myself I am not a good writer or grammar. I agree  with you thanks for pointing it out don't understand why people try to make us wonderful ladies look bad that kind of bad reviews is not very nice like they say we all can't please the bad mouth and the natives about we all wonderful providers on the boards.
Happy Friday be happy no sadness please life's is to beautiful to be a Anger Vibe  bad ..,,,,,
Thanks

If you truly care about every terds on here happiness, you should give out free fuck.  Nothing personal, but even if it was free I still wouldn't see you.

Posted By: LilyTER
Re: Your Review
Good morning,  
 Ladies and gentlemen is a beautiful morning be happy and have a big smile we all need happiness:)  
 Thank you Andrea for standing up for all are wonderful ladies as special myself I am not a good writer or grammar. I agree  with you thanks for pointing it out don't understand why people try to make us wonderful ladies look bad that kind of bad reviews is not very nice like they say we all can't please the bad mouth and the natives about we all wonderful providers on the boards.  
 Happy Friday be happy no sadness please life's is to beautiful to be a Anger Vibe  bad ..,,,,,  
 Thanks

Nothing personal but you decide to lob in an insult?  That's pretty much the definition of personal.

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