Kudos for getting part of the “joke” behind the name. Not many have noticed it. And YES, I do tear up MANY MANY deadlifts.  

I’m not a fan of reviews. I do however collect some words from my friends and have posted them on my site. Also, I much prefer the word MET over TRIED. Because I’m a human, I MEET people. I’m not a restaurant, so “trying” me is… Let’s just say if you’re trying my patience, I’ll let you know.  

Hope you have a fantastic day. I’ll be at the gym.  
BTW Knotsaway, my friend Whitney Cohen recommended you to me for therapeutic massage. Is this a thing you offer? Do I need to screen? 🤪