Ha my subject line rhymed unintentionally. Fine I'll stick with it.
Looking for a lady with a flat tummyWho can do something for me that sounds kinda funny
Breathe in air and stick out her belly
But not a preggo or a tummy that's jelly
Some tight skinny abs with muscle control
Who can push them out huge or belly roll
That's what I want, I know it sounds wacky
But I'm a nice guy who's not usually so tacky
So if you're down to try something off the wall
Can role play and act and not be shy at all
And please oh please live in LA
Then maybe we can meet up and hey
If you can do super cool tricks with your tum
Then I have no doubt that you'll make me have a real nice time. hahaha holy crap I'm so lame on so many levels...
That's so weird I'm speechless. Not a single wise-ass remark comes to mind. Lol
...I don't care how many "blue toasts" she's had, she's still had nine dicks in her mouth and her pussy before you. And as you know very well, a lot of guys are trying to bareback K-girls, so you don't know how much cum you're guzzling when you DATY her.
Actually, I don't think it's weird and I don't really give a damn if you're her 10th customer of the day. I don't judge you for that. But you can be a real asshat because you judge other hobbyist's kinks or fetishes.
In a recent thread, a guy was looking to be pegged. It takes a lot of guts to put that out there on a discussion board. Everyone gave him a serious answer except YOU. You made fun of him for wanting to be pegged.
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/los-angeles-1/looking-to-be-pegged-328853?frmSearch=1#328853
You claim that you have "run the gamut" and that you "had already done about anything you can do with a woman."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-12/i-have-run-the-gamut-----911123?frmSearch=1#911123
Well you obviously haven't been pegged or have engaged in belly play. But that hasn't stopped you from giving your uniformed, ignorant opinion on the subject or trying to make a joke about a fetish in which you have no interest.
I take second place to no one in trying to make humorous posts. But there's a time and place for everything. The next time you have the urge to make a "wise-ass remark" about another guy's kink or fetish, just STFU.
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An otherwise sensible guy starts drinking and posting. You're the one judging. You know that CDL is a fictional character that likes to joke around, so why are you the ONLY one who takes him seriously.
As for the pegging guy, he and I exchanged PM's, and I gave him several names of ladies he could see for what he wanted. Ask him before acting like a self-righteous dick.
I do that a lot, but you don't know because you never asked me about it. I make my wisecrack, get a laugh, and then reach out by PM and help them get what they want.
Ask ANY provider (except one in SD) that I have a joke with about my subsequent cordial and helpful PM's. Drunk and ignorant is no way to go through life. You may apologize by PM to save yourself further embarrassment.
...were the only one who ridiculed his fetish publicly. That's what counts! If I hadn't called you on it, no one would have known you PM'ed him (if you actually did). That thread still makes you look like a major league asshat. You have to know when to joke and when not to. Ridiculing a guy's fetish just because you don't do it is a dick move.
Every one of us is a fictional character - that's no excuse for being an asshat. You THINK you're getting a laugh, but no one is laughing except you.
No apology, whether by PM, smoke signal or carrier pigeon. YOU owe the board an apology for mocking and ridiculing people publicly where thousands can read it and then think you're a good guy be sending a PM where only one person can read it.
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You've gone from being one of the light- hearted fun posters here to the self-appointed board nazi. Don't know what happened in your life to turn you into a grumpy old man, but I will try to be sympathetic and hope it's not contagious.
I get a lot of PM's from providers that my posts make them laugh, so I will keep doing what I'm doing and you can continue to be the dour policeman. If you don't like it, there's always the "ignore" option.
Go in peace ye of so little understanding and I hope whatever has your panties in a bunch soon passes.
Bigpapasan - thank you for coming to my defense. It sucks to have something this weird and to have to grow the balls to put it out there in hopes of finding someone open minded. Fortunately I wasn't offended by his comment. I took it as a light hearted jab. And I'm surprised there aren't truly mean comments here considering how narrow minded some people can be. But if that happens i know you'll have my back so thanks! And couer - no worries I know you meant no real harm and I'll hold you to your comment - if you come across any recommendations then do let me know!!
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Thank you. But it doesn't change the fact that I wrote a goofy poem about it! 
But yeah it's not dangerous, and it's not even messy, so as far as fetishes go it's quite mild...
Every time I come back from out of town, the first post I read is just plain cray to the max.
Different strokes for different folks but dude, what is going on here?