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Best Location for an Incall?
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I'm looking at getting an incall. However, I'm not entirely sure what neighborhood to get it in. I'm on the eastside and would like something close yet central. Any recommendations?

Gentlemen, what's your opinion on incalls? Do they have to be really luxurious? Are you okay with a modest place?

I ask because I've seen both ends of the spectrum and am not entirely sure whether or not it makes a huge difference.  

Ladies, any tips on what to look for and what to avoid?

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At your rate (1,000/hr), a modest place would be ill-considered. At a minimum, among other things, I would expect a clutter-free tasteful furnished private incall in a well-respected neighborhood, a valet or plenty of street parking, a car detailing is appreciated but not a-must, and a 15-yr old scotch or bottle refreshments during our date. But that's just me. :-)

Posted By: harlowlaurent

I'm looking at getting an incall. However, I'm not entirely sure what neighborhood to get it in. I'm on the eastside and would like something close yet central. Any recommendations?  
   
 Gentlemen, what's your opinion on incalls? Do they have to be really luxurious? Are you okay with a modest place?  
   
 I ask because I've seen both ends of the spectrum and am not entirely sure whether or not it makes a huge difference.  
   
 Ladies, any tips on what to look for and what to avoid?

-- Modified on 10/2/2017 1:54:13 PM

$1000 an hour for her to detail your car?  OR are you expecting that to be OTC?  Either way, Joe, you've got style.  Lol

You're attracting that client who probably will drive a very nice car, who is used to the finer things in life, after all that's why he is seeking your company. So  luxurious is probably what he's accustom to. If you were looking for a hotel, then it'll have to be a 4-5 star. But, you're looking for an area...You're in the Eastside, so Pasadena is nice. Glendale is ok. Arcadia is something to consider. But I would look into a luxurious hotel..
But that's me..

Thank you for providing your useful and honest opinion, it's greatly appreciated.

Eschew hotel incalls.  I prefer residential incalls, either an  apartment, a condo, or a detached home.  I think its less conspicuous than a hotel, and from my own experience, providers are much more comfortable and connected in a familiar surrounding rather than a hotel room.  It just makes for a better session, which promotes repeating.  Its also more difficult for LE to bust a location where the girl's name is on the lease, so I think many customers will feel safer as well.  If you're a full time provider, seeing at least one client a day on average, a residential incall will be much cheaper than a five star hotel in the long run, IMO.

ShillBill91 reads

Static private incalls are subject to plenty of issues.

...taken a survey?  Did you record the results of your survey in the same journal where you recorded the 200+ marriage proposals you have received from K-girls?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/i-think-the-real-question-----13382?frmSearch=1#13382

Are you also recording how many boxes of chocolates you have been re-gifted from K-girls?  You got eleven boxes last year.  Are you ahead of that pace so far this year?

 
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/k-girl-113/yes-christmas-is-just------13270?page=1

 

The reason you prefer incalls is because you only see K-girls and they work out of apartments.  You have little to no knowledge of what it's like to see providers at hotels.  ShillBill is correct that incalls have plenty of issues themselves, not the least of which is you and your fellow K-fanboys congregating around the entrance and roaming around the hallways with shit-eating grins and a bottle of water in your hands.  And 10-20 K-fanboys a day trooping in and out of an apartment isn't very conspicuous, is it?

with me is almost complete.  You may start calling me "master."  If you earn my trust with your continued devotion, I will let you pick up my dry cleaning on your way home from your cubicle job.  However, I'm getting ahead of myself.  You have to work on your shoeshine skills first.  "Spit shine" is a figure of speech.  Your really just moisten the cloth with a little water. You're figure it out.  You have a special talent for menial things, as shown by your posts.  

 
My post was only referring to the indies I have seen, which is what the OP is.  Talking about Kgirl agencies would be stupid, but its the first thing you thought of.  Duh.  The indies I have seen recently all had apartment incalls.  Some are where they resided.  Others were separate.  You must have missed a recent post of a guy that worked in an upscale hotel that said he can spot the hookers and hobbyists a mile away.  The whole staff knows, but they don't do anything about it unless other guests complain about noise, or the johns are annoying other guests in the hallways.  I think overall, there are more indies busted than Kgirl incalls, even though the latter gets more publicity when it does happen every couple of years. You've got indies being busted somewhere in the US almost daily, so I don't how you back up your claim that its more conspicuous in general with Kgirls, but there ARE stupid hobbyists that see both indies and Kgirls that act conspicuous, but its across the board, not just Kgirl customers. Just read some of the moronic posts on the GD or Regional boards about guys bringing flowers, etc.  

 
I am willing to bet that, in spite of the number of Kgirls I see in a year, I also see more indies than you do.  Its about a dozen indies a year for me, and I repeat two or three times with some, so its quite a bit more than a dozen encounters.   I think its probably less for you if we don't count your homosexual escapades with certain other members here who shall remain nameless, lest you take down the thread again.  

 
There are younger single guys that get more marriage proposals from Kgirls than I get, but if YOU'RE single, they would EVEN ask you, even though you have bigger tits than most of them.  They ALL want green cards from marriage, so even a fat, whiney, out-of-shape non-stud like you would get asked if you're single.  Might be the holy grail for such a loser.  Every Kgirl customer who is a regular gets regifted chocolates at Christmas.  I'm certainly not the only one.  There have been plenty of guys weigh in on both of these topics in the past, so its yesterday's potato salad, but I guess your obsession with me is clouding your memory about the posts of others on this topic.  So I take it these two points are some kind of put-down in your book?  Very weak, even for an imbecile.  

...have to write that much, it shows how butt-hurt you are.  And everyone would describe your post as: TL/DR.

 

BTW, what are "indies?"  Oh yeah, that's what you dumbass K-fanboys call any provider who isn't a K-girl.  Everyone else call them providers, escorts or even hookers.  But you K-fanboys want to make any provider who isn't a K-girl an "other."  I expect a K-fanboy like you to start calling K-girls by such endearing terms as K-dolls, K-divas, K-legends and K-icons.  It's been done before and you're just the sap to start doing it again.

who are agency girls, but you probably don't know much about that either.  

 
Who's everyone?   Did you take a survey?  Did you record in that dusty little book where you USED to write down the names of the providers you saw back in the day?   See how easy it is to turn your ad hominem attacks around?    

 
Your post says 1:44 am.   Did your boyfriend just leave?  Who topped who?  I have always pictured you as more of a bottom, in keeping with your cowardice in taking down threads that expose your idiocy.    I could be wrong, but I don't think so.  At least if I do get butt-hurt someday, its not going to be the same way YOU get butt-hurt.  Of course, you might be a size-queen and it doesn't hurt at all.   ROTFLMAO.

It was brought to my attention that my original post only asked "Gentlemen", and that there are also wonderful female hobbyist in the community. So I would like to correct myself to include both Gentlemen & Ladies.

Additionally, I would like to remind you that I came on here with an innocent and honest intent of seeking advice from liberated and like minded individuals.  

I didn't ask for any :
1. Unsolicited animosity
2. Judgement of ladies in the industry and their deciding rates / their choice to be with agency or independent

Clearly we all share the same outlawed passion & hobby - there's no need to argue amongst ourselves specially over something so petty. Let's remember that we're all here to meet amazing new people, share our wonderful experiences, provide advice &/or critique for those asking for help.

First off let me say it sucks that your thread got derailed by some petty squabbling by a couple board regulars. They should know better and hopefully they will apologize here or via pm.  

In my view,  DTLA is a pain in the ass to get to unless you are already there.  Parking is an expensive exercise in futility.

Your idea of sharing an incall is sound. I know several ladies that do that and you should post an inquiry on the PO board.  

I agree that west side, Beverly Hills and Playa del Rey area are good because they are more centrally located to the gents in your target market.   I live in the SFV and always suggest that as well, even if it is not practical.  

Hope this helps.  

Hey there,

I'm a provider who has rates close to yours and I always secure a nice place Downtown. Most clients will expect an upscale  
 and discreet hotel / bnb / apartment in our rate range. Some folks do complain about the travel to Downtown but I am considering switching up the areas I stay in to see if it makes a difference! Hope that helps.

-Devorah

Thank you so much! That was wonderful and insightful to read. I like the idea of a bnb, something tasteful , discreet, & relaxing without the responsibility of a full time place that I won't be at.

LALOVER0197 reads

Definitely a very majestic mansion with a Brazilian hostess that greats the customer, dips customer's dick in extra virgin olive oil and gets it ready for the lady of the house to s**k and F**k.  there are few properties available in Holmby hills.
Then again, you can lower your rate and a nice condo off of Wilshire will suffice.

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