Have to settle for two 30's.

So I'd say that's one strike, another is that you're reviews scores are, how shall we say...they're not very flattering.....But, hell..welcome back.

By now I would think you’d have a to do list.

all you have to do is run a search of providers age 46-50 and I guarantee you 50% of them will be at least sixty, or if you want your odds to be more in the 75% range, try doing a search of providers who "admit" to being over 50.

If you did find a provider over 60, what would be her incentive  to see you? Do you pay twice their rate? Given the copy paste awful reviews you gave, I would not be tempted to add you to my schedule. I've got a few years to go before I'm over 60, but save your pennies, by the time I get there 60 with be the new 30. Good luck on your search.

you have 2 reviews from 2005. Both of them you met the lady after they had reviews of "should've stayed home"  yet you chose to meet with them. You either have few screws loose or you didn't even see those ladies and just copy pasted others