Getting back in the game lately and have been cruising the local boards along with TER as much for kicks as information. I know there are other locals and visitors that have recognized some true nuggets of absurdity, over the top(ity?) and perhaps genius.
Doubt TER would allow links to non-clients' ads but it's just for fun so no need.

So I'm scrolling through the LV w4m at the place that is smaller than a town. "full service and deep throat and even analysis are things I do exceedingly well..."  

Can't make that up -- post some good ones when you come across one--the new TER refreshes a post to the top each time--maybe best there is no connection to the lady at all...