K-girls

Size
Floorhump422 25 Reviews 1336 reads
posted
1 / 14

Was talking with my monger buddy, and an interesting question occurred to me. What do you think is the average size girls are used to seeing? Considering that most mongers are older, and thus likely not operating at full capacity, I'd imagine it's sub 5". I'd also think that the softer you are, the shorter it feels to her.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 80 reads
posted
2 / 14

days, it would be a year since our last "dick size" thread someone started here.  I talk to my monger buddies about Kgirls and pussy, not dicks, but that's just me, so I don't even have an educated guess.  I will say one thing that I've said here before . . . . .  Only one size matters to a Kgirl, and that's "too big."  

badger48 153 Reviews 98 reads
posted
3 / 14

Actually two things!
1. Pants bulge = the bank roll!
2. The size of your wallet!

useyrhead 4 Reviews 109 reads
posted
4 / 14

There is no real data on this that I’ve been able to find. All anyone can go on is experience.  

 
I knew a kgirl who called unusually large dicks “porn dicks”.  From her description I gathered this was anything from about 8 inches up. I never got a good idea of what kgirls considered too girthy. There was both a lot of variation and exaggeration. So I gave up trying to figure that out. Maybe someone else has done a better job of figuring out kgirl girth limitations.

 
From my own experience prior to when I started to look specifically for girls who were magnum friendly, my odds with kgirls were in the neighborhood of 1 out of 3 failures. A failure consisted of anything from an unsatisfying session playing dodge the pickle (one of my least favorite games) to outright walks. By walks, I mean where the girl said “honey, too big” and gave me my money back. Or in some cases said “blowjob only” and gave me a significant discount.

 
From talking to girls and playing far too many games of dodge the pickle, I’d say that you have the best chances of a good experience with a kgirl if you are 6.5 inches or shorter. I’m guessing, but I’d bet that 6 inches would be the sweet spot compromise between enough length to get a really good stroke and not being too big for the majority of kgirls.

 
As put by one of the kgirls I’ve known, anything above 6 inches makes for a “good boyfriend, bad customer”. And I’m not sure she really meant the “good boyfriend” part.

 
The net is that kgirls who actually like porn dick are not common. And anything over 6.5 inches is too big for many of them.

KeanuReeves 18 Reviews 124 reads
posted
5 / 14

I'm 6.5 but lack a bit of girth. Asked one of my regs if I was too small and she said, "what? bigger? you want to hurt me?" fair enough lol

Shenandoah 121 reads
posted
6 / 14

What she actually meant by the "good boyfriend, bad customer" comment is that if she's genuinely into the guy, then she is naturally able to accommodate the size, but if she has to put on a performance, then it is more difficult to accommodate the size (and working a full day).

badger48 153 Reviews 104 reads
posted
7 / 14

Maybe she means, she's "got" to fuck the customer ^^!

luvmtiter 111 Reviews 101 reads
posted
8 / 14

"Dodge the Pickel" lol that's hilarious; Good one! Never a fun game. https://www.theeroticreview.com/library/style/i/emoticons/teeth_smile.gif

useyrhead 4 Reviews 116 reads
posted
9 / 14

I did have one kgirl tell me “big dick nice - but not all day”.

 
I think that about sums it up.

herbtcat 6 Reviews 97 reads
posted
10 / 14

... I've ever used with a KGirl. I also have the smallest dick I've ever used with a KGirl.  

 
So I just don't know what "too big," or "too small" is for a provider.  I've never had a complaint, and I've never had a compliment either. But I have had "girth" complaints and even rejection before. But that was for my stomach girth.  Although I get rejected much less from KGirls for my body size than I do from other providers.  

 
IMO, it's a really poor business practice for providers to have weight limits. It's not like I don't know I'm fat, or know the best positions to make me and her feel good. And a provider that welcomes a big guy with enthusiasm (real or fake) is going to get repeat business, and bigger tips (no pun intended).  

 
Life is good

 
The Cat

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 97 reads
posted
11 / 14

A few Kgirls I have dated on the outside have confessed that large dicks often leave them a little uncomfortable or even sore if they have to take three or four in the same day.  On the other hand, they cum easier with a little more size, and cumming with their boyfriend is a good thing.  Hence, the statement to a guy packing some significant sausage, "Good boyfriend, bad customer."   Many girls use this phrase.  

hobbyhunter69 89 Reviews 107 reads
posted
12 / 14

I must admit that a few select K-Girls that I have privately dated wanted to do a deep dive into large dick johns.  Its always at the beginning of the date (after they have enjoyed their first "cocktail") when they ask for help as we are exchanging stories about the day.  It appears that they all have the same thing on their mind and they appreciate that I over tip (at least doubling the session donation for my size) so that they don't have to book so many basketball players--lol.  

So to me their statement is a bit different, "Always Boyfriend, Best Customer".  Even the new one's are taught the acronym, AB-BC (its easy when they don't have much command of English).  So when I'm introduced they whisper "AB-BC" just loud enough for me to hear and I double wink at them.  

And by-the-way a couple of them recently shared with me that they don't like boyfriend that takes condom off while in doggie.  They both revealed the same exact story about a $50 tipper who sweet talked them into dating and that on the first real date felt the smooth condom replaced with "rough log".  

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 101 reads
posted
13 / 14

female pussies come in all sizes, so one girl's donkey dick may be another girl's monkey dick.  Its the same as trying to drive your Hummer into a one-car garage as opposed to a two-car garage.  One fits nicely, one doesn't.  Lol

hobbyhunter69 89 Reviews 114 reads
posted
14 / 14

Good point.  I would say that when you are looking for so many pussy dates, you give into temptation of ease of use and find a space the larger than a two-car garage.   Combined with your penchant for the older "well-broken in" k-moms, does that then resemble say 3-4 parking spaces out front of the local Alberston's?

Register Now!