Somehow this reminds me of that song “What does the Fox Say?”.  Crap. Now that’s stuck in my head.

 
Here are a few of my favorites:

 
“Go home. Get some sleep. Drink plenty of water. Take maca powder. And bring your big dick back to me tomorrow.” - Because I had the audacity to close my eyes when we cuddled for a bit after over 90 minutes of continuous sex without even a pause to catch our breath.

 
“I’m OK. Now fuck me hard!” - When I slid in harder than I meant to and checked with her to make sure she was OK.  

 
“My throat hurts from swallowing your dick.” So, I said “Maybe we should try something different?” She said “It hurts in a good way. Give me that dick again.”

 
She hardly made a sound. But she spasmed a little and gushed a lot. I asked, “Did you just come?” She gasped, “Yes. Don’t stop. I come again.” And she did. Until I lost count and the bed sheets were soaked through.

 
“I’ve been warming up all morning getting ready for you.” From a girl who’d given me my money back after she unzipped me and told me to come back another time because she couldn’t handle me without ‘getting ready’ (whatever that meant). But she had promised she’d “make it up” to me. And she did.

 
“Take your time. I did not book anyone else for the day. Stay as long as you want.” When I’d only booked her for a 2 hour morning appointment.

 
“They all me. And all yours right now.” When she took off her top I saw the biggest, most perfectly natural looking breasts on a slim kgirl I’ve ever seen. So, without thinking, I had rudely asked if they were natural.

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One of my atf’s always says, “I love your cock, perfect size for me!” After she pulls it out for the first kisses! My response, “I love me cock in your mouth!”

Other comment, “Hard like young man!”  Perfect compliment for a 60+ monger!

of quips that leaves us both smiling, but there are also some just from her.  Some examples . . . .

 
1.   She:  I'm so flattered, you shaved your balls just for ME!!!
       Me:  Yeah, right, and you shaved your pussy just for me.  

 
2.   She (during DATY):  That's very good, you're a professional, but I'm not going to pay you.
       Me:    Okay, but that means your blowjob has to be better than my pussy-licking.  

 
3.    Seeing a girl the second time when its been more than a year since the first time . . . . She doesn't remember me,    but then during DATY, she blurts out, "NOW I remember you!!"  

 
4.    After we are finished, she says,  "Are you seeing anyone else today?"  I just laugh.  Then she says, "A strong man like you can see two or three girls in the same day!!!   (Yeah, those were the days, but I don't admit they are over.  I just take the smile she gave me and go home.)

 
5.    And my all-time favorite, which I have heard from several different girls, "Time's up, so you have to leave, but your tongue can stay."