I am single and that does not prevent scam artists from calling my mobile # and leave outrageous messages that I have won a free vacation, free cruise and what not. However, a voice mail this morning was funny:
"Hello and we are excited to tell you just won a honeymoon package for two to any destination of your choice." Is there a honeymoon package for one! FunnyI guess you must be married to yourself then!!!!!!!!! Does that make you asexual too??? Hmmmm... LOL!
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