For the Boys:
1. Don’t send this text or anything similar... “How much extra for bb?” Even though we all know bbfs is just an urban legend, it’s going to be the end of the conversation. Personally I just write guys that text that off due to the fact they are most likely full of shit. Some girls might try to destroy your bloodline for this offense. Lmfao.
2. If you wish to arrive 30 minutes early because by nature men are punctual and you are “on top of your game” keep the news to yourself until about ten minutes before the scheduled appointment time. I know it always made me feel rushed which leads to anxiety which leads to a running dialogue of miscellaneous nonsense running through my head while your dick is in my mouth.
Shockingly that is all I have rn based on the fact that for the last 6 months to a year I have had the pleasure of dealing mostly with seasoned Hobbiests. So thank you to everyone that I have seen recently.
For the Girls:
1. Try to be cool when it comes to verification. Safety is paramount and bony here wants to see anyone else get hurt. It is fairly simple. Ask for two references and then check them. If they don’t have any and that does not work for you then give them my number. IMHO, if you are asking guys to send photo id’s, paystubs, utility bills and/or a blood sample then you SHOULD NOT BE IN THIS BUSINESS. Paranoia and anxiety are horrible for your health and sure it’s spills over onto how the boys perceive you.... btw brevity has never been my strong suit.
2. If your dog dies, your bf breaks up with you, you find out your parents are swingers, someone tweets some nasty about you, you accidentally took too much and now your a little too fucked up (def been guilty of this one a couple times), somebody borrowed your car and never came back, etc and now you feel sad, mad, irritated, frustrated, out of control, depressed, sick, nauseous, verclempt, etc then you should NOT book any appointments until you are feeling better. I can speak from experience that it is bad business to push through.
3. Before an appointment you should shoot for spotless when it comes to cleaning . If there is no time for spotless, make sure the bed is neatly made (clean sheets are always preferred), grab your boyfriends sneakers, dirty laundry, Paraphernalia, and any other unmentionables that would imply you’re anything less than an angel and shove it all in a closet or drawer or anywhere out of sight. Also you should not smoke cigarettes inside... ever. Lol.
4. Never offer time and/or services to don’t intend to give. This offense could def cost you big time. Plus it saves you from having to say no which just adds injury to insult. Or is it insult to injury?
Anyhoo... hopefully somebody will read these words and take something away which is useful. Happy hunting everyone.
xoxo
shh
ps I have been in the car driving for the last hour and a half while I was writing this. So please excuse any grammatical and or spelling issues there May be.
