This hot blonde in WH gets obsessed with a tall, handsome and muscular Black Marine guarding a door leading to the public area of the mansion. She could not resist any more and one day when everything is quiet around, she gets him in to one of the private rooms for sex. The Marine is scared he may lose his job but the woman was too hot to pass up the chance. The blonde gets naked quick and sees the Marine get there and looks at his 9" thick endowment. The blonde asks him "do you always carry a pistol in your underwear"?. The Marine laughs and tells her "no, it is my penis". The blonde could not believe men can have such a large penis. They have hot and steamy sex and the blonde asks the Marine during sex "have you ever gone out of the country"? The Marine tells "well when I was on active duty I have traveled all over". The blonde asks him "which is your favorite country". The Marine replies "Greece". The Marine asks her "do you get to go there any time". The blonde replies "not a chance, our country has no good relations with Greece". She asks the Marine "what did you like in Greece" and the Marine says "everything and I can show how to enjoy Greece without actually going there and you can see and feel everything here". The blonde is excited and agrees and the Marine pulls her in to a big closet and fucks her from behind like there is no tomorrow. After he dumps his load in her ass hole, he gets her out and begins to put his uniform on. The blonde is sort of confused and asks the Marine "you said I will get to see Greece without going there, what happened"? The Marine laughs hysterically and tells her "you just did bitch".
Does ANYBODY find any of Hadji's socalled "jokes" even the slightest bit funny.
I actually find myself cringing a bit every time I read anything that he thinks is "Funny"
as in weird and strange.
I guess we'll need to call it alternate humor, to go along with all the alternate facts running around these days.
I just hope and pray that alternate sex doesn't come along.
Right on! We are living in an alternate universe where anything out of the ordinary and routine is considered ""normal". As for GaG, I have a dozen more of these jokes and if you don't find it funny, turn off your alternate eyes!
Alternate Sex is alive! Look at KAC, she is confined to a closet giving BBBJs to all the close aides who frequent the oval office. She is only let out once a week to say something stupid to confirm alternate facts! Like Microwave Ovens have cameras! LOL.