So if you left the house and inadvertently locked both your wife/SO and your dog in the garage, when you returned in three hours, which one do you think would be happy to see you?
Inside the dog it's too dark to read.
-Groucho Marx
A man is home one evening when his wife arrives, pounding on the front door and shouting for him to open the door. At the same time his dog is at the back door barking to be let back inside.
Who does the man let in first, and why?
He lets the dog in first, because once the dog is inside he'll stop barking.
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