Chasing a flying white cockroach in their bedroom, Melania gets a spatter and chases it around the bed. Finally she sees the hairy fly sitting between Donald's legs. She bangs the spatter and Donald jumps out screaming holding on to his penis and balls. "just what did you do". Melania "I killed a white cockroach that was flying around the bed". Donald "No, see that cockroach is on the wall, You hit my junk".
.... can't say that I've ever seen a white cockroach, and don't know how one holds a "spatter".
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