As gods sometimes do, they get a little horny, and Thor - God of Thunder - is no exception.

So he left Valhalla and came to earth in search of a lovely young thing to distract him.

Upon finding her he took her to his bed and they went at it. 69, missionary, doggy, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, etc., etc. Being a god he never ran out of energy and popped 3, 4, 5, ... 9 times.

As the sun rose he finally lay back on the bed and smiled contentedly, while she lay next to him exhausted.

Finally he raised up on one elbow, "I have a confession to make," he said, "I'm Thor."

She looked up and him "You're Thor? You're Thor!?! Honey I'm tho thore I can't even pith."