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So this same guy went back to the same watering hole another night, and there sitting at the bar was this sexy busty gal who was wearing a tube top that was struggling to keep her melons and protruding nipples in check. Well, he sidled over next to her and began a conversation not trying to hid the fact that he was ogling at her chest. After a few drinks he said to her "You have the sexiest chest I have ever seen. I'd give anything to be able to suck on those nipples of yours". Well, the gal didn't bat an eyelash. Instead she told him he was kind of cute and that she felt a liking towards him. She then added "I think we can work something out, but I have to let you know that I'm an escort and that the fee to suck on my nipples would be $200 for the half hour." Well the guy was certainly turned on and so he agreed. They then went out to his car parked behind the bar, and off came her top revealing a set of tits and nipples to die for. The guy then cupped her breasts and fondled them playfully. He buried his face between them, slowly nuzzling and licking. His hands roamed all over them and he brushed his lips against her nipples. Finally after about 25 minutes of this, she asked him "Aren't you going to suck on my nipples?" "No," he replied "that's too expensive."

The moral of the story is to always check out the fine print.

So this guy sidled up to this really sexy looking gal at the bar. After some drinks and conversation he asked if she'd like to go up to a romantic viewpoint with him. She thought for a minute and then said "sure". So off they went driving 5 miles up a deserted road which had an expansive overlook of the city lights. By this time the guy was super horny so when they parked he told the gal that he was really turned on and would like to have sex with her. She said "Fine, but I have to let you know that I'm actually an escort and that my fee for sex is $300". Well the guy was so primed he agreed, and they went at it passionately. After they finished and unwound for a bit the gal mentioned that they should probably get going back to town. The guy said "Fine, but I have to let you know that I'm actually a cab driver and the fare back to town is $300".

So this same guy went back to the same watering hole another night, and there sitting at the bar was this sexy busty gal who was wearing a tube top that was struggling to keep her melons and protruding nipples in check. Well, he sidled over next to her and began a conversation not trying to hid the fact that he was ogling at her chest. After a few drinks he said to her "You have the sexiest chest I have ever seen. I'd give anything to be able to suck on those nipples of yours". Well, the gal didn't bat an eyelash. Instead she told him he was kind of cute and that she felt a liking towards him. She then added "I think we can work something out, but I have to let you know that I'm an escort and that the fee to suck on my nipples would be $200 for the half hour." Well the guy was certainly turned on and so he agreed. They then went out to his car parked behind the bar, and off came her top revealing a set of tits and nipples to die for. The guy then cupped her breasts and fondled them playfully. He buried his face between them, slowly nuzzling and licking. His hands roamed all over them and he brushed his lips against her nipples. Finally after about 25 minutes of this, she asked him "Aren't you going to suck on my nipples?" "No," he replied "that's too expensive."

The moral of the story is to always check out the fine print.

you are a funny guy I love to laugh, but I think the moral of both stories is to get your money upfront lol......

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